General Disarray is the best sidekick EVER.
He's better than the Tick's straight man Arthur, even.
DFU, this is right up your alley. Pastor Charles, I hereby grant you temporary permission to return from Lenten Exile to work on this.
FYI
Nancy makes for chaos, and Code Pink rules 'em all,
America's mother in law can't get anything done at all
And the Kos kids think their ten feet tall
And if you rely on moonbats, and you know you're going to fall,
Tell 'em that George Soros has given you the call.
Call Nancy when she was just small.
When the Code Pink Crazies get up and tell you where to go,
And you've just had some kind of mushroom, and your slow bleed's moving slow,
Go ask Murtha. I think he'll know.
When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead,
And the DINOs are revolting, and the red queen's lost all her say,
Remember what the good Drudge said: "House in dissary! House in dissary!"
Standing in the well of the chamber,
Trying to get a majority vote.
The men in Iraq said, "We've got to go back".
You know they didn't even give us a chance.
Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
Why did they coronate me.
Finally made a deal on withdrawal,
Buying votes with earmarks and hearings.
Code Pink called to say,
"You can make it O.K.,
You can pull out by October oh-eight.
Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
Why did they coronate me.
Went to New York for fund-raising,
Left my lieutenant in charge.
The newspaper wrote "Why aren't you there for the vote?"
I said, "We're only trying to get us some peace".
Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
Why did they coronate me.
Redeploy the men to Okinawa.
You can fly them back according to Jack.
The men from the press said, "We wish you success,
It's good to have the both of you back".
Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
Why did they coronate me.
The way things are going
Why did they coronate me.
-PJ
;^)
OK, PJ, I did this one just for you:
'RATS ON THE FLOOR, WHAT'S WITH YOU?
Tune: "Car 54, Where Are You?"
There's an uproar in the House
A new chair to reappoint
There's a bill stuck in committee
Waxman's nose is out of joint
Murtha's mouth's been redeployed
Rangel's gettin' real annoyed--
'Rats on the floor, what's with you?
There's a plan to start the draft
Nancy's broken out the whip
There's a caucus getting raucous
Barney let the "F" word slip
There's a list that we've compiled
Of the Democrats gone wild--
'Rats on the floor, what's with you?
It's a whacked ---house
Dummies dummies, just lettin' it all hang out
It's a dumb----house
The lady's whacked and that's a fact,
ain't holding nothing back.
It's a whacked----house
it's the one, the only one,
that's dumb as a …farrakhan
We're together everybody knows,
and here's how the story goes.
Verse:
1. pelosi knows she’s got troubles
that woman needs to get a man, yeah.
How can she use, the things she use
with an IQ of 80, what a losing hand!
(Chorus)
It's a whacked ---house
Dummies dummies, just lettin' it all hang out
It's a dumb----house
The lady's whacked and that's a fact,
ain't holding nothing back.
Verse:
2. The clothes she wears, the sexy ways,
make an old man wish for his barfin days
She knows her face can really freeze
Sure enough to knock a Dem to his knees
(Chorus)
Bridge:
Shake it down, shake it down now (repeat)
Fine work, gentlemen. If I had a microphone hooked up to the computer and I could sing, I would be very tempted to lay down a track or two.