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Man Found Dead, Naked Inside Owl Cage
The Moscow Times ^ | Thursday, March 22, 2007 | David Nowak

Posted on 03/22/2007 2:57:54 AM PDT by Daffynition

A scantily clad, 32-year-old man was found dead early Monday in a pool of blood in an owl cage at the Moscow Zoo.

A bird keeper at the zoo found the man, Alexander Luparev at about 10 a.m., lying in the cage, which is home to a Siberina long-tailed tawny owl.

Luparev, who fixed gas pipes for a living, was wearing only boxer shorts.

Vladimir Zdorenko, deputy prosecutor at the Presnenskaya interdistrict prosecutor's office, said it was not clear what killed the man --‑blood loss from a blow to the head, or freezing to death.

Luparev's clothes were strewn across the concrete base of the cage. Also found were his documents, an undisclosed amount of money, and a half-empty, one-liter bottle of vodka.

Sometime after midnight, Luparev climbed the gates of the staff entrance of the zoo, which is on Krasnaya Presnya Ulitsa, opposite the Krasnopresnenskaya metro station, prosecutors believe.

Luparev is believed to have been drunk.

He then made his way through the zoo and entered the unlocked owl cage via an unguarded staff entrance. That part of the zoo is not open to visitors. The owl is moved to a display cage during the summer.

At this point, no one quite knows what happened. Luparev apparently hit his head on the ground -- possibly following an altercation with the owl -- and fell unconscious.

He is believed to have died between 1 a.m. and 2 a.m. The owl, which flew out of its cage after the incident, was found perched in a tree next door to the zoo Tuesday evening.

"The owl is still in a state of shock," zoo spokeswoman Natalya Istratova said Wednesday. She added that the owl was not eating or drinking and that she feared for its life.

Istratova declined to name the bird keeper who found Luparev. "She hasn't stopped crying," she said.


TOPICS: Hobbies; Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: alcoholinvolved; boxers; holdmuhvodka; hootersfan; owlwasnotdrinking; whoareyou
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To: Constitution Day; Owl_Eagle

Best headline of the day....so far


21 posted on 03/22/2007 8:26:20 AM PDT by stainlessbanner
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To: stainlessbanner

LOL! It's the best of the WEEK as far as I am concerned.


22 posted on 03/22/2007 8:27:52 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Owl_Eagle; 75thOVI; Abathar; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; andie74; Andy'smom; ...

No amateurs, please.
Send FReepmail if you want on/off ISHP list
The List of Ping Lists

23 posted on 03/22/2007 8:40:52 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: rainbow sprinkles

Is "O RLY" some FReeper lexicon that I'm not aware of? Thanks... ;-)


24 posted on 03/22/2007 8:42:31 AM PDT by nutmeg (National Security trumps everything else.)
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To: Constitution Day; JewishRighter

25 posted on 03/22/2007 8:42:43 AM PDT by Daffynition
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To: stainlessbanner

The title could read .... Owl Found Dead Drunk, Naked Inside Man Cage, ya know. [sorry]


26 posted on 03/22/2007 8:44:52 AM PDT by Daffynition
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To: Bacon Man; Hap; Lazamataz; humblegunner; Allegra; pax_et_bonum; Millee

Headline of the Week winner over here ping!


27 posted on 03/22/2007 8:46:52 AM PDT by Xenalyte (It's a Zen thing, you know, like how many babies fit in a tire.)
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To: nutmeg

28 posted on 03/22/2007 8:51:24 AM PDT by Daffynition
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To: rainbow sprinkles

LOL... I see that owl graphic with O RLY all over FR... I was just asking what it was all about... where/why it got started.


29 posted on 03/22/2007 9:01:40 AM PDT by nutmeg (National Security trumps everything else.)
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To: nutmeg
LOL ... I'm not "RLY" sure ... but maybe this will help.
30 posted on 03/22/2007 9:40:12 AM PDT by Daffynition
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To: nutmeg
Ah ha ... found it in the UrbanDictionary.

But I think it sounds too much like O'Reilly, eh?


31 posted on 03/22/2007 9:50:40 AM PDT by Daffynition
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To: martin_fierro
-- possibly following an altercation with the owl -

Pervert....

32 posted on 03/22/2007 10:26:15 AM PDT by Experiment 6-2-6 (Admn Mods: tiny, malicious things that glare and gibber from dark corners.They have pins and dolls..)
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To: windcliff

Poor little owl ping.


33 posted on 03/22/2007 10:42:34 AM PDT by stylecouncilor
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To: mtbopfuyn
I'd be upset too if a drunk stumbled into my house and stripped down.

Not a Robert Downey, Jr. fan, I take it?

34 posted on 03/22/2007 10:44:46 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("By the way... who is Ben Dayho?" --60Gunner)
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35 posted on 03/22/2007 10:48:25 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("By the way... who is Ben Dayho?" --60Gunner)
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To: rainbow sprinkles

To die between two great hooters.


36 posted on 03/22/2007 10:49:21 AM PDT by N. Theknow ((Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.))
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To: stylecouncilor

Poor cage.


37 posted on 03/22/2007 10:49:42 AM PDT by windcliff
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To: Constitution Day
Maybe he was trying to find out how many licks it takes to get the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.

We may never know.

38 posted on 03/22/2007 10:51:21 AM PDT by TC Rider (The United States Constitution ? 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
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To: rainbow sprinkles

The late Duke of Gormenghast, perhaps?


39 posted on 03/22/2007 10:54:25 AM PDT by Some Fat Guy in L.A. (Nope. Not gonna do it.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; windcliff
I'd be upset too if a drunk stumbled into my house and stripped down.
Not a Robert Downey, Jr. fan, I take it?

He's the exception to the rule! ;-)
40 posted on 03/22/2007 10:55:56 AM PDT by stylecouncilor
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