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Not Familiar With Fred Thompson? Awesome (and hilarious) "Facts" about Fred Thompson
IMAO.US ^ | 3/12/2007 | Frank J.

Posted on 03/13/2007 7:55:37 AM PDT by flyingspacemonkey

It's sounding more and more likely that Fred Thompson will run for the Republican nomination for President. Can he win, though, when it's well known that his penchant for bureaucracy nearly kept Bruce Willis and Clint Eastwood from getting the job done against terrorists and assassins?

I think he can.

Actually, the more I find out about Fred Thompson, the more I think he needs to be President. And I mean he should be President right now, like Dick Cheney should resign, President Bush should then appoint Fred Thompson to be Vice-President, and then President Bush should resign.

Do you think I'm going overboard when I've only just started to learn about Fred Thompson, but you won't when you read this:

AWESOME FACTS ABOUT FRED THOMPSON

* Fred Thompson has on multiple occasions pronounced "nuclear" correctly.

* Fred Thompson has blasted more people in the face with a shotgun than even Dick Cheney.

* The masked executioner of Saddam Hussein: Fred Thompson.

* Not only does Fred Thompson cut taxes, he cuts tax collectors.

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: congress; elections; fred; fredthompson; humor; president; runfredrun; taxes; terrorism; thompson
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To: Hatteras

Chuck Norris is Fred Thompson as Fred kicked Chucks DNA out of his body and replaced it with his own.


41 posted on 04/02/2007 8:47:37 PM PDT by ma bell (bollocks...)
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To: jellybean

ping


42 posted on 04/22/2007 7:54:52 PM PDT by Doofer
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To: Rudder; Howlin; carlo3b; girlangler; KoRn; Shortstop7; Lunatic Fringe; Darnright; babygene; ...
What are his policies regarding illegal aliens?

Southern Exposure ◄ ◄ Click to listen.


▲ Click the box to see where he stands on the issues. ▲

Draft Fred Thompson

If you'd like to be a FRedHead let me or Howlin know.

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43 posted on 04/22/2007 9:35:59 PM PDT by jellybean (FRED THOMPSON FOR PRESIDENT! Proud to be an Ann-droid and a Steyn-aholic)
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To: Richard Kimball
"Both Warren and Brennan were Eisenhower appointees. Democrat appointees are often as bad, but none were worse than these two."

I hear what you're saying, but: Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
44 posted on 04/22/2007 10:35:44 PM PDT by RightOnTheLeftCoast ([Thompson 2008!])
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To: EternalVigilance
Keep it up.

:O)

P
45 posted on 04/22/2007 10:44:30 PM PDT by papasmurf (Name me one nation that taxed itself into prosperity. Run, FRED, run!)
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To: jellybean

This thread was over a month old. :)


46 posted on 04/22/2007 10:45:36 PM PDT by Politicalmom (Better a democrat with an energized opposition than a leftist “Republican” with no opposition.)
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To: papasmurf

To be fair, that was posted March 13th.


47 posted on 04/22/2007 10:46:11 PM PDT by Politicalmom (Better a democrat with an energized opposition than a leftist “Republican” with no opposition.)
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To: EternalVigilance
Post a link to that claim.

:O)

P
48 posted on 04/22/2007 10:46:52 PM PDT by papasmurf (Name me one nation that taxed itself into prosperity. Run, FRED, run!)
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To: Politicalmom
Doesn't matter, it was untrue then, and it's untrue now. He knows it's untrue, I was on the same thread and saw the replies myself.

Did you know it was untrue?

:O)

P
49 posted on 04/22/2007 10:49:45 PM PDT by papasmurf (Name me one nation that taxed itself into prosperity. Run, FRED, run!)
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To: Politicalmom; EternalVigilance
OK, now I see what you mean. I'm very sorry.

:O)

P
50 posted on 04/22/2007 10:52:13 PM PDT by papasmurf (Name me one nation that taxed itself into prosperity. Run, FRED, run!)
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To: Richard Kimball

Hunter S Thompson, for President of... Gonzo.


51 posted on 04/22/2007 10:53:43 PM PDT by Pelham (deporting illegals- One Job no American president Will Do-)
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To: papasmurf

No problem. I almost went off on him myself, but I checked to be sure. :)


52 posted on 04/22/2007 10:57:49 PM PDT by Politicalmom (Better a democrat with an energized opposition than a leftist “Republican” with no opposition.)
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To: EternalVigilance

From what I understand, Thompson had a consistent pro-life voting record in the Senate.


53 posted on 04/22/2007 11:01:47 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (G*d bless Virginia Tech!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
From what I understand, Thompson had a consistent pro-life voting record in the Senate.

He did.

Any detailed explanation from him yet about his views about the unalienable rights to life and liberty?

54 posted on 04/22/2007 11:05:10 PM PDT by EternalVigilance (Laws that infringe on unalienable rights are not laws at all...they are in fact lawless edicts.)
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To: Richard Kimball
> Seriously, the thing I like most about Thompson is that he doesn't appear to want the job too much. I've known way too many people that sold their souls for positions, and the fact that they were willing to do anything to get or keep the job made them willing to compromise themselves way too much.

William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar", Act I Scene II

CASCA
"I can as well be hanged as tell the manner of it: it was mere foolery; I did not mark it. I saw Mark Antony offer him a crown;--yet 'twas not a crown neither, 'twas one of these coronets;--and, as I told you, he put it by once: but, for all that, to my thinking, he would fain have had it. Then he offered it to him again; then he put it by again: but, to my thinking, he was very loath to lay his fingers off it. And then he offered it the third time; he put it the third time by: and still as he refused it, the rabblement hooted and clapped their chapped hands and threw up their sweaty night-caps and uttered such a deal of stinking breath because Caesar refused the crown that it had almost choked Caesar; for he swounded and fell down at it: and for mine own part, I durst not laugh, for fear of opening my lips and receiving the bad air."


*DieHard*
55 posted on 04/22/2007 11:05:12 PM PDT by DieHard the Hunter
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To: Politicalmom; papasmurf; EternalVigilance
Sorry...I was pinged...it was late...and I, uh, uh was abducted by aliens and, uh...they put this implant in my skull...

I should have checked the date :(

56 posted on 04/22/2007 11:05:16 PM PDT by jellybean (FRED THOMPSON FOR PRESIDENT! Proud to be an Ann-droid and a Steyn-aholic)
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To: jellybean

I still love you more than my luggage. :)


57 posted on 04/22/2007 11:06:22 PM PDT by Politicalmom (Better a democrat with an energized opposition than a leftist “Republican” with no opposition.)
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To: Politicalmom

Wooo Hooo! Politicalmom loves me more than her luggage!! I’m gonna have that engraved on my tombstone! I’m gonna... Hey...wait a minute...what kind of luggage??


58 posted on 04/22/2007 11:11:59 PM PDT by jellybean (FRED THOMPSON FOR PRESIDENT! Proud to be an Ann-droid and a Steyn-aholic)
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To: sticker

> Also Fred used to tap this:

Almost looks like an early Joanna Lumley circa 1976 — but it ain’t. Good resemblance, tho’


59 posted on 04/22/2007 11:34:37 PM PDT by DieHard the Hunter
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To: EternalVigilance

Put up or shut up time!
Don’t bring some crap about “somebody heard somebody say that they heard.......” Show me something solid because I know as well as you do that you have nothing.


60 posted on 04/23/2007 12:16:20 AM PDT by Uriah_lost ("build bridges where you can - but draw lines where you must." -Fred D Thompson)
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