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Bush Strikes Protester Export Deal in Latin America
www.scrappleface.com ^ | March 10, 2007 | by Scott Ott

Posted on 03/12/2007 9:08:36 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

(2007-03-10) — President George Bush will return from his Latin American tour this week with an agreement-in-principle to aid several nations by providing them with a steady supply of low-cost, American-made anti-Bush protesters.

“Our experienced, homegrown protesters will augment the budding anti-me industry in these developing nations,” Mr. Bush said at a news conference today in Uruguay. “I think Latin Americans will be impressed by our high-volume products.”

In an extraordinary goodwill gesture, the president did not ask his Latin American counterparts for anything in return.

“We’re more than glad to help,” said Mr. Bush. “After all you’ve shipped to us, it’s the least we could do.”


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bush; export; satire
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1 posted on 03/12/2007 9:08:37 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

I realize it's satire but I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of the protesters are paid protesters. In most latin American countries you can get 10 to 20 protesters for the price of one American made protester.


2 posted on 03/12/2007 9:17:21 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Peace without victory is a temporary illusion.)
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To: Lucky9teen; FairOpinion
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3 posted on 03/12/2007 9:20:16 AM PDT by Jedi Master Pikachu ( What is your take on Acts 15:20 (abstaining from blood) about eating meat? Could you freepmail?)
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