The Dragon Flies' Lair~Thread~XXXIV~March 10, 2007

March 10, 2007 | Soaring Feather/Poets of the Lair

[Soaring Feather]

My Dragon Fly and Me

If I could be a Dragon Fly
and wing my way through the sky
I would never be shy
just me and my Dragon Fly!

By moonlight we ride the wind
chase the comets tail for fun
by day we would hide from the sun
our fragile wings would come undone

On darkest nights we would use
fireflies as our guide
we would dip and we would glide
through the heavens open wide
and scatter diamonds in the night sky
my Dragon Fly and me...

And we would wing past our lovers
silent in the night...
to kiss their face in our flight
much to their surprise and delight
my Dragon Fly and me in sight...

Such a view do we share
away up here in the air
of breezes soft through our hair
my Dragon Fly and me a pair...

bentfeather©
2002

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Off-topic... This came from Maine today...

A Mass State Trooper pulled a car over on US93 about 2 miles
south of the Mass/NH State line.

When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the
driver said he was a magician and juggler and was on his way to
Wilmington to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to
be late.

The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and asked
if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give
him a ticket.

He told the Trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have
anything to juggle.

The Trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could
juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the Trooper got 3 Flares,
lit them and handed them to him.

While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car, a
drunken good old boy from Maine got out, watched the performance,
then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.

The Trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the
door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing!

The drunk replied, "You might as well take my (rear end) to jail, cause there's
no way in (heck) I can pass that test."

[starbase]

ROFLMAO! That's hilarious!

[Soaring Feather]

Good morning everyone.

[Soaring Feather]

Good morning, Seadog, sorry I forgot to ping you. Pretty funny joke. LOL

[Lady Jag]

A state trooper pulls over a car for speeding and the female driver says "I guess you want to sell me some tickets to the Trooper's Ball?" The trooper responded, "Troopers don't have balls, ma'am." After he realized what he said, he simply walked back to his car and drove away.

[Soaring Feather]

Well, I guess I am going to have to stay up all night to keep in touch with all you folks from the West Coast. LOL

Then ya'll start traveling on me- I just can't keep up! ;)

[NY Attitude]

I tell you, I had a horrible night. The jet lag just killed me. LOL.

[NY Attitude]

Good morning Soaring Feather. Thank you for the wonderful music.

[Soaring Feather]

Oh man I do know what you mean.

Last July when I got home from Vegas I did not move for days! ;)

[Soaring Feather]

You're welcome. Glad you enjoy the selections. ;)

[NY Attitude]

The monsoon rain stopped for now and the temperatures are tolerable. I love the desert, especially since I had spent so much time in thr ME.

[Soaring Feather]

I can say I appreciate that hot, dry air. Loved the desert even though the temp was 104.

[NY Attitude]

Sure beats having high humidity. Go to run for now.

[Soaring Feather]

For when you return! ;)


Let me tell ya about jet lag!

[Lady Jag]

If our friendship depends on things like space and time,
then when we finally overcome space and time, we've
destroyed our own brotherhood! But overcome space,
and all we have left is Here. Overcome time, and all we
have left is Now. And in the middle of Here and Now, don't
you think that we might see each other once or twice?

- from "Jonathan Livingston Seagull"

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Let's hear it for those BEARS...!

...DA-BEARS!!! (...Sorry, I couldn't resist.)

"WORLD ENDS, POLAR BEARS HARDEST HIT "

Environmentalists have been in a tizzy ever since seeing the now famous image of polar bears "stranded" on a melting iceberg.  As usual, facts are not just exaggerated; they are turned upside down.

A study of polar-bear numbers in Canada's eastern Arctic reveals that the animals are doing quite well, thank you very much.  Mitch Taylor, a polar bear biologist for the last 20 years, says, "There aren't just a few more bears... There are a [heck] of a lot more bears."

Global warming alarmists continue to insist that the bears are in danger from warming and that "deniers" simply "have a clear interest in hunting bears."

As for the famous photo, even environmentalist Andrew Derocher of the World Conservation Union admits that polar bears often travel on icebergs.   At least they're not burning fossil fuels.

http://PatriotPost.US/

MR. GORE GOES TO WASHINGTON

Do-as-I-say-not-as-I-do Al Gore---he of the 10,000-square-foot Nashville mansion that uses more energy in a month than the average American household uses in a year--- testified before a joint hearing of two congressional committees on Wednesday.  All too predictably, Oscar-winning Albert droned on about the "true planetary emergency" of global warming global warming global warming... oops, the record player got stuck again.

Texas Rep. Joe Barton of the House Energy and Commerce Committee, for one, wasn't buying it (saying):  "You're not just off a little,  you're totally wrong."

If only Gore would take that to heart, the day could be chalked up as productive.

http://PatriotPost.US/

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Just the Bear Facts...

   

(Please FReepmail if you want on, or off, this list.   I certainly have no desire to increase anyone’s stress-level. Thanks!!!)

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LOL. Thanks! (...Those are 'Smithsonian' geese.)

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Thanks! ...Just passing 'em on.

...Did you see 885???

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...Thanks!
'Good Morning' to you too.
(...Struggling to keep up...)