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Teens Accused Of Making Ostrich Impotent
The New York Post ^
| March 5, 2007
Posted on 03/05/2007 9:46:42 AM PST by Billy Jacks blog
Three teenagers may be on the hook for a hefty fine if a court decides that their festive firecrackers outside an eastern German farm scared the libido right out of an ostrich named Gustav.
Rico Gabel, a farmer in Lohsa, northeast of Dresden, is claiming $6,450 in damages for the alleged antics of the three youths, ages 17-18, between Dec. 27 and 29, 2005.
(Excerpt) Read more at breakingnews.nypost.com ...
TOPICS: Local News; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: germany; ichbineinbirdlimper; ostrich
Is this what Bill CLinton needs to shut down his libido? You would think seeing Hillary naked would be enough.
Billy Jack
billyjacksblog.com
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
03/05/2007 9:49:16 AM PST
by
Ultra Sonic 007
(Vote for Duncan Hunter in 2008)
To: martin_fierro
PacketInterNetGroper (ping)
This sounds like fun.
To: Billy Jacks blog
Maybe Gustav is Gaystav........
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posted on
03/05/2007 9:49:51 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Britney Spears shaved her head............Well, that's one way of getting rid of headlice.........)
To: Ultra Sonic 007; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; ...
Firecrackers? Maybe. Helen Thomas pix? GUILTY!
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posted on
03/05/2007 9:53:13 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("By the way... who is Ben Dayho?" --60Gunner)
To: Billy Jacks blog
Well if he's IMPOTENT, he ought to dress that way! (rimshot)
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posted on
03/05/2007 9:53:29 AM PST
by
Buck W.
(If you push something hard enough, it will fall over.)
To: Buck W.
Rim Shot
Click the Pic J
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posted on
03/05/2007 9:57:04 AM PST
by
Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: Billy Jacks blog
Poor birds. Post tramatic firecracker syndrome.
To: Slings and Arrows
Tellim to put some ice on that. Or...
Maybe not.
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posted on
03/05/2007 10:45:43 AM PST
by
Titan Magroyne
("Y'know, I've always thought of politics as show business for ugly people." Jay Leno:Al Gore 11/29)
To: Billy Jacks blog
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posted on
03/05/2007 10:48:03 AM PST
by
N. Theknow
((Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.))
To: Billy Jacks blog; Slings and Arrows
He'll just have to use his pecker, instead....
:-P
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posted on
03/05/2007 12:47:42 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(Apathy is one of the most dangerous ideologies in existence!)
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