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Cameron: Jesus Not Carpenter, But Shop Owner
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Posted on 02/27/2007 1:59:20 PM PST by Brainhose
In another stunning archaeological discovery,
Hollywood director and self proclaimed Jesus expert, James cameron uncovers facts dispelling the notion that Jesus was a carpenter.
James Cameron states: "I never doubted that Jesus lived, but there is no shred of evidence that he was really a carpenter. This latest find proves that Jesus was actually a shop owner that sold alcohol, tobacco and girlie magazines"
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: epigraphyandlanguage; godsgravesglyphs; jamescameron; jerusalem; jesus; jesustomb; letshavejerusalem; simchajacobovici; talpiot
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posted on
02/27/2007 1:59:22 PM PST
by
Brainhose
To: Brainhose
Smart@ss!!!
2
posted on
02/27/2007 2:01:00 PM PST
by
darkwing104
(Let's get dangerous)
To: Brainhose
You had me there for a minute. :)
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posted on
02/27/2007 2:02:27 PM PST
by
Sue Perkick
(...what I was born to do, don't have to think it through.....)
To: Brainhose
I've been to that store. I was redeemed.
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posted on
02/27/2007 2:02:31 PM PST
by
brivette
To: Brainhose
Jesus: Cameron not a historian, but a movie director.
To: brivette
"I've been to that store. I was redeemed."
Are you a deposit bottle or a coupon?
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posted on
02/27/2007 2:04:36 PM PST
by
No Truce With Kings
(The opinions expressed are mine! Mine! MINE! All Mine!)
To: Brainhose
I thought Jesus only saved when He shopped at Wal Mart.
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posted on
02/27/2007 2:04:46 PM PST
by
CFC__VRWC
(Go Gators! NCAA Football and Basketball Champions!)
To: brivette
I've been to that store. I was redeemed.
Me, too. Made $1.25!
To: darkwing104
That is the Jesus Grocery on Orange street in Nashua NH.
It's been there for decades. I've been dying for a reason to use a picture of it. :)
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posted on
02/27/2007 2:07:47 PM PST
by
Brainhose
(My name is Manuel. I am from Barcelona.)
To: Brainhose
Jesus just left Chicago. He was bound for New Orleans.
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posted on
02/27/2007 2:07:58 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Peace without victory is a temporary illusion.)
To: Brainhose
What? No lottery tickets?
11
posted on
02/27/2007 2:08:11 PM PST
by
N. Theknow
((Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.))
To: Brainhose
Slot machines with three Hail Mary's for a quarter in the back, and a drive-up confessional on the side.
12
posted on
02/27/2007 2:11:26 PM PST
by
BigSkyFreeper
(There is no alternative to the GOP except varying degrees of insanity)
To: No Truce With Kings
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posted on
02/27/2007 2:11:33 PM PST
by
brivette
To: Brainhose
I once lived about 10 miles from there, in Townsend, MA.
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posted on
02/27/2007 2:12:51 PM PST
by
brivette
To: Brainhose
Why the ATM machine if he tossed the money changers out of the temple? And would Jesus have to card you for alcohol purchases?
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posted on
02/27/2007 2:24:21 PM PST
by
pikachu
(Support Global Warming by buying your future beach front property in Denver today!)
To: Brainhose
There's a "Glory to God" garage in Hillsdale Mi.
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posted on
02/27/2007 2:24:28 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Peace without victory is a temporary illusion.)
To: Brainhose
Jesus installed the tile in my kitchen last month.
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posted on
02/27/2007 2:27:44 PM PST
by
svcw
(There is no plan B.)
To: Brainhose
I grew up in Rochester NH.
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posted on
02/27/2007 2:30:05 PM PST
by
darkwing104
(Let's get dangerous)
To: svcw
He did plumbing in my bathroom last week!
Unfortunately he reversed the hot and cold taps. I guess the letter "C" must represent the Hebrew word for "HOT", too.
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posted on
02/27/2007 2:31:24 PM PST
by
pjr12345
(What is it about "The Terrorists want to kill us!" don't you people understand?)
To: Brainhose
Cameron: New Evidence shows Jesus was carpenter, sang back-up to Karen
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posted on
02/27/2007 3:00:32 PM PST
by
Cyclopean Squid
(Patron Saint of Mediocrity)
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