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Cameron: Jesus Not Carpenter, But Shop Owner
Lake Victoria | Today | Brainhose

Posted on 02/27/2007 1:59:20 PM PST by Brainhose

In another stunning archaeological discovery,
Hollywood director and self proclaimed Jesus expert, James cameron uncovers facts dispelling the notion that Jesus was a carpenter.
James Cameron states: "I never doubted that Jesus lived, but there is no shred of evidence that he was really a carpenter. This latest find proves that Jesus was actually a shop owner that sold alcohol, tobacco and girlie magazines"



TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: epigraphyandlanguage; godsgravesglyphs; jamescameron; jerusalem; jesus; jesustomb; letshavejerusalem; simchajacobovici; talpiot
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To: Brainhose
There may be another one somewhere:


21 posted on 02/27/2007 3:10:10 PM PST by x
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To: Brainhose

Jesus and his brother ran a bicycle shop and experimented with flying in their spare time. ... Oh, wait, that was someone else.


22 posted on 02/27/2007 3:11:11 PM PST by x
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To: pikachu

"would Jesus have to card you for alcohol purchases?"


Yeah, he would... it's the law. He'd know when the id was fake though.


23 posted on 02/27/2007 3:44:43 PM PST by brooklin
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To: N. Theknow

No but they will cash welfare checks for a mere 15%.


24 posted on 02/27/2007 3:55:59 PM PST by BenLurkin
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To: Brainhose

Good job...this may appear elsewhere...heh heh heh...;)


25 posted on 02/27/2007 6:00:13 PM PST by Tainan (Talk is cheap. Silence is golden. All I got is brass...lotsa brass.)
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To: cripplecreek

I went to visit Hillsdale this past summer and "Glory to God" is gone!
It was a sad day.


26 posted on 02/28/2007 9:44:38 AM PST by the lastbestlady (I now believe that we have two lives; the life we learn with and the life we live with after that.)
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To: the lastbestlady

I haven't been to Hillsdale in nearly 10 years. The Glory to God used to run a stock car at Butler speedway.


27 posted on 02/28/2007 9:46:46 AM PST by cripplecreek (Peace without victory is a temporary illusion.)
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To: cripplecreek

I hadn't been in almost 10 years either. I went to visit to see how the campus had changed. I think I remember the Glory to God stock car.


28 posted on 02/28/2007 10:28:59 AM PST by the lastbestlady (I now believe that we have two lives; the life we learn with and the life we live with after that.)
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To: cripplecreek

I hadn't been in almost 10 years either. I went to visit to see how the campus had changed. I think I remember the Glory to God stock car.


29 posted on 02/28/2007 10:29:04 AM PST by the lastbestlady (I now believe that we have two lives; the life we learn with and the life we live with after that.)
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To: darkwing104

Oh, Rochester ..... Rochester!



30 posted on 03/01/2007 4:13:11 AM PST by Brainhose (My name is Manuel. I am from Barcelona.)
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To: Brainhose

Fun thread. Jesus was a store owner, with pics. Whoda thunk?


31 posted on 05/09/2007 6:03:26 PM PDT by Kevmo (Duncan Hunter just needs one Rudy G Campaign Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVBtPIrEleM)
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Note: this topic is from 2/27/2007. Thanks Brainhose.

32 posted on 12/21/2014 8:26:55 PM PST by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/ _____________________ Celebrate the Polls, Ignore the Trolls)
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