Cameron: Jesus Not Carpenter, But Shop Owner

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[Brainhose]

In another stunning archaeological discovery,
Hollywood director and self proclaimed Jesus expert, James cameron uncovers facts dispelling the notion that Jesus was a carpenter.
James Cameron states: "I never doubted that Jesus lived, but there is no shred of evidence that he was really a carpenter. This latest find proves that Jesus was actually a shop owner that sold alcohol, tobacco and girlie magazines"

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There may be another one somewhere:

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Jesus and his brother ran a bicycle shop and experimented with flying in their spare time. ... Oh, wait, that was someone else.

[brooklin]

"would Jesus have to card you for alcohol purchases?"


Yeah, he would... it's the law. He'd know when the id was fake though.

[BenLurkin]

No but they will cash welfare checks for a mere 15%.

[Tainan]

Good job...this may appear elsewhere...heh heh heh...;)

[the lastbestlady]

I went to visit Hillsdale this past summer and "Glory to God" is gone!
It was a sad day.

[cripplecreek]

I haven't been to Hillsdale in nearly 10 years. The Glory to God used to run a stock car at Butler speedway.

[the lastbestlady]

I hadn't been in almost 10 years either. I went to visit to see how the campus had changed. I think I remember the Glory to God stock car.

[the lastbestlady]

I hadn't been in almost 10 years either. I went to visit to see how the campus had changed. I think I remember the Glory to God stock car.

[Brainhose]

Oh, Rochester ..... Rochester!

[Kevmo]

Fun thread. Jesus was a store owner, with pics. Whoda thunk?

[SunkenCiv]

Note: this topic is from 2/27/2007. Thanks Brainhose.