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Live Heckle-fest Thread of the 79th Academy Awards
25 February 2007

Posted on 02/25/2007 2:00:05 PM PST by Lil'freeper

**WARNING: GRAPHICS INTENSIVE THREAD**

You love them, you hate them, you love to hate them. Hollyweirdos, those wacky leftists who gather together for the annual group hug known as the Oscars. And how fun it is to heckle and razz them as they parade down the red carpet posing for the cameras, granting vapid interviews to equally vapid interviewers, too serious about making their political statements and social commentaries to realize the joke's on them. No one watches their movies. Just look at box office receipts. The money makers are the family films - the ones take it easy on social commentary and political statements. No one gives a flip about their art. They are such sad cliches - dozens of little emperors who have yet to realize they're wearing no clothes. And that's why they're SO FUN!

Speaking of clothes...

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Nominations open for the following categories.

7. The Simon Cowell "What The H311 Is That" Award Also known as the Just Say No To Drugs Certificate of Achievement Given to celebs who listen to drug abusing stylists.
6. The All Washed Out Award For perfectly nice looking celebs sporting a sickly monochromatic look.

5. The Morticia Medal of Merit For perfectly nice looking celebs that think goth is cute. Also for unnatural and extremely artifical hair colors.
4. The Dude, Your Mother Dresses You Funny Award For male celebs that shouldn't be allowed to pick out their own clothes.

3. The Treasure to Trash Award For the perfectly nice looking celebs that choose to wear garbage bags. Also for the most creative use of recycleable materials in a garment.
2. The Sheer Overexposure Award For when next to nothing is left to the imagination.

1. The Bjork Award The outfit that causes such severe psychological trauma that viewers are scarred for decades or for outfits that resemble animals (whole or in part).

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Nominations will be accepted throughout the evening for the following awards:

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1. Lavender Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to further undermine traditional American values.

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2. Red Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve as a reminder of just how Anti-American the Hollyweirdos are.

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3. The Britney: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to illustrate just how far down it really is to rock bottom.

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This thread is offered humbly as an homage to the wild and raucus Oscars threads of years past. So let your hair down and have fun!


TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Humor; Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: ellen; ellendegenerate; oscars
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To: highlander_UW

Jesus Camp wasn't made by Hollywood


861 posted on 02/25/2007 7:53:32 PM PST by Borges
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To: nutmeg

Is me or what but Hollywood give any award to anybody NOW LOL!


862 posted on 02/25/2007 7:53:35 PM PST by SevenofNine ("We are Freepers, all your media belong to us, resistence is futile")
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To: nutmeg

Is me or what but Hollywood give any award to anybody NOW LOL!


863 posted on 02/25/2007 7:53:43 PM PST by SevenofNine ("We are Freepers, all your media belong to us, resistence is futile")
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For old time's sake:


864 posted on 02/25/2007 7:53:43 PM PST by Lil'freeper (You do not have the plug-in required to view this tagline.)
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To: mass55th
Yeah....thanks.

This tribute to the Italian music scorer...wow...didn't know he did Apocalypto too!

865 posted on 02/25/2007 7:53:49 PM PST by DCPatriot ("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon))
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To: SevenofNine

I don't want outted anybody here he is flameing GAYYYY ROFL


Who?


866 posted on 02/25/2007 7:54:23 PM PST by peggybac (Tolerance is the virtue of believing in nothing)
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To: Lil'freeper

Now I will have nightmares...


867 posted on 02/25/2007 7:54:33 PM PST by mystery-ak (My Son, My Soldier, My Hero........God Speed Jonathan......)
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To: eleni121

I am disappointed in his movie, but Clint does have the charm thing going.

He's been a major disappointment with some of his choices lately.


868 posted on 02/25/2007 7:54:44 PM PST by altura
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To: beaversmom

Great soundtrack. *great* soundtrack.


869 posted on 02/25/2007 7:54:46 PM PST by Lil'freeper (You do not have the plug-in required to view this tagline.)
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To: DCPatriot

"music scorer" is a cool way of saying composer!


870 posted on 02/25/2007 7:55:02 PM PST by Borges
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To: DCPatriot

ahhhhhh....Clint. I have all the "Rawhide" episodes. To me, he'll always be Rowdy Yates. LOL


871 posted on 02/25/2007 7:55:06 PM PST by Jrabbit ('scuse me??)
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To: Lil'freeper

GREAT SOUNDTRACK!


872 posted on 02/25/2007 7:55:22 PM PST by beaversmom
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To: Borges

Wasn't it made by Kerry's daughter? Statement is still true...Hollywood has no idea what Christianity is.


873 posted on 02/25/2007 7:55:29 PM PST by highlander_UW (I don't know what my future holds, but I know Who holds my future)
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To: altura

I just saw it, he just won... Not only did he win (what a suprise) they also gave him a standing ovation! LOL!!! What a crock this Hollywood is, then they showed Leonardo DiCaprio with tears in his eyes like the little girl he is while his hero AlGore went on stage. Un-freggin`-real. This POS fiction won over two documentaries about Iraq, because as we all know, to Hollywood the fight against terror comes second to the fiction of global warming.


874 posted on 02/25/2007 7:55:44 PM PST by Screamname ( We will take things away from you for the benefit of the common good - Hellary Marx)
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To: DCPatriot

Shhhh - don't tell or they'll take the award away.


875 posted on 02/25/2007 7:55:46 PM PST by Lil'freeper (You do not have the plug-in required to view this tagline.)
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To: peggybac

he fu**ed up on glorifying the Japs.




I have no doubt about it. Senility in his old age. I guess he never did his history research on what really happened.


876 posted on 02/25/2007 7:56:23 PM PST by eleni121 ( + En Touto Nika! By this sign conquer! + Constantine the Great))
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To: highlander_UW

No it wasn't. And it wasn't made by the big studios. Most docs are made by indies.


877 posted on 02/25/2007 7:56:34 PM PST by Borges
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To: highlander_UW

Stretch Pelosi's daughter made a documentary about Christian America. Maybe you're thinking of her.


878 posted on 02/25/2007 7:56:34 PM PST by Lil'freeper (You do not have the plug-in required to view this tagline.)
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To: Borges

Understand...but when you think about it, the music is written to fit the scenes...not to stand alone. Right?


879 posted on 02/25/2007 7:56:57 PM PST by DCPatriot ("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon))
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To: Borges

well, it attempts to humanize them, or show stuff from their side, doesn't it?

And that is just something I want to see.


880 posted on 02/25/2007 7:57:00 PM PST by altura
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