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Live Heckle-fest Thread of the 79th Academy Awards
25 February 2007

Posted on 02/25/2007 2:00:05 PM PST by Lil'freeper

**WARNING: GRAPHICS INTENSIVE THREAD**

You love them, you hate them, you love to hate them. Hollyweirdos, those wacky leftists who gather together for the annual group hug known as the Oscars. And how fun it is to heckle and razz them as they parade down the red carpet posing for the cameras, granting vapid interviews to equally vapid interviewers, too serious about making their political statements and social commentaries to realize the joke's on them. No one watches their movies. Just look at box office receipts. The money makers are the family films - the ones take it easy on social commentary and political statements. No one gives a flip about their art. They are such sad cliches - dozens of little emperors who have yet to realize they're wearing no clothes. And that's why they're SO FUN!

Speaking of clothes...

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Nominations open for the following categories.

7. The Simon Cowell "What The H311 Is That" Award Also known as the Just Say No To Drugs Certificate of Achievement Given to celebs who listen to drug abusing stylists.
6. The All Washed Out Award For perfectly nice looking celebs sporting a sickly monochromatic look.

5. The Morticia Medal of Merit For perfectly nice looking celebs that think goth is cute. Also for unnatural and extremely artifical hair colors.
4. The Dude, Your Mother Dresses You Funny Award For male celebs that shouldn't be allowed to pick out their own clothes.

3. The Treasure to Trash Award For the perfectly nice looking celebs that choose to wear garbage bags. Also for the most creative use of recycleable materials in a garment.
2. The Sheer Overexposure Award For when next to nothing is left to the imagination.

1. The Bjork Award The outfit that causes such severe psychological trauma that viewers are scarred for decades or for outfits that resemble animals (whole or in part).

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Nominations will be accepted throughout the evening for the following awards:

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1. Lavender Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to further undermine traditional American values.

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2. Red Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve as a reminder of just how Anti-American the Hollyweirdos are.

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3. The Britney: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to illustrate just how far down it really is to rock bottom.

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This thread is offered humbly as an homage to the wild and raucus Oscars threads of years past. So let your hair down and have fun!


TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Humor; Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: ellen; ellendegenerate; oscars
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To: silent_jonny

LOL! I liked her. "I'd like to thank everyone who had anything to do with this."


601 posted on 02/25/2007 7:05:15 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (I made it home! Hello, Seattle! It's Raining! Woo Hoo!)
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To: silent_jonny

"Serpentine! Serpentine!" :)



That's Mike's fav part of the film and he says that all the time.....................rut roh.....Tom Cruise


602 posted on 02/25/2007 7:05:20 PM PST by mystery-ak (My Son, My Soldier, My Hero........God Speed Jonathan......)
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To: Borges

Knowing a little about how Scorsese works I doubt that Jack sleepwalked.


603 posted on 02/25/2007 7:05:25 PM PST by eleni121 ( + En Touto Nika! By this sign conquer! + Constantine the Great))
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To: silent_jonny; Boazo

That is good. She does sort of favor the Kerry girl.


604 posted on 02/25/2007 7:05:38 PM PST by beaversmom
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To: Lil'freeper

Im sorry!! Li'l !!! Didnt mean to be a party pooper...The mere fact they are there is grounds enough to make fun of them.


605 posted on 02/25/2007 7:05:58 PM PST by Alkhin (star dust contemplating star dust)
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To: eleni121

Frankly I think they both sleepwalked through that film.


606 posted on 02/25/2007 7:06:39 PM PST by Borges
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To: DCPatriot

That's one way of looking at it.

It's an onion of a film.


607 posted on 02/25/2007 7:06:40 PM PST by eleni121 ( + En Touto Nika! By this sign conquer! + Constantine the Great))
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To: dfwgator

Oh, no. I don't do gangster movies. I don't do that show on HBO about mafia types. Just can't hack it.

So, I'm with your wife on that.

(I did watch the first Godfather because a teacher forced me to, but, while it was a good movie, I didn't LIKE it and I never wanted to see any of the sequels.

But Married to the Mob was really cute!



608 posted on 02/25/2007 7:08:10 PM PST by altura
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To: altura

Sherry Lansing in a group photo with Jimmy Carter and the Dali Lama ... they have to give her an award just for that.


609 posted on 02/25/2007 7:08:27 PM PST by silent_jonny ("... lay up for yourselves treasures in Heaven" -- Matthew 6:20)
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To: DCPatriot

Yeah, the earrings are fantastic.... ;^)


610 posted on 02/25/2007 7:08:30 PM PST by ABG(anybody but Gore) ("We're Living In A Twilight World..."- Swingout Sister)
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To: peggybac

Cameron Diaz


611 posted on 02/25/2007 7:08:48 PM PST by Mo1 ( http://www.gohunter08.com)
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To: Central Scrutiniser
"BTW, the HDTV broadcast is quite good, ABC usually screws these things up."

I'll watch Departed when it comes to one of the premium channels. I don't usually rent DVDs or go to the movies, and I'm watching the Oscars on HDTV too. I'm not used to watching live programming. I usually record everything and fast forward through the commercials.

612 posted on 02/25/2007 7:08:52 PM PST by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway~~John Wayne)
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To: Borges

You may think that, but not accurate.


613 posted on 02/25/2007 7:08:59 PM PST by eleni121 ( + En Touto Nika! By this sign conquer! + Constantine the Great))
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Ok, so Apocalypto got snubbed in the technical categories for which it was nominated and Hollyweird is on a major hate-Mel-Gibson kick. That being said, Ol' Mel is a sneaky devil - he convinced the major fashion houses that the Mayan look is in. Feathers, chunky semi-precious stones, intricate blocky patterns, plunging necklines.

Here are a few examples:



And feathers! All those Mayan outfits had feathers. We won't discuss how many birds had to die in order to produce the couture that walked down the carpet tonite.

614 posted on 02/25/2007 7:09:06 PM PST by Lil'freeper (You do not have the plug-in required to view this tagline.)
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To: peggybac

Major problem on this thread. People reply and don't cite the original post and we have no idea what the heck they are talking about. Cameron Diaz in this case.


615 posted on 02/25/2007 7:09:28 PM PST by altura
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To: beaversmom

JACK Nicholson


616 posted on 02/25/2007 7:09:47 PM PST by SevenofNine ("We are Freepers, all your media belong to us, resistence is futile")
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To: Lil'freeper
My sparkling wit or her, uh, um, dress?

The dress and the girl that's poured into it.

But your sparkling wit is nice too :)

617 posted on 02/25/2007 7:09:47 PM PST by silent_jonny ("... lay up for yourselves treasures in Heaven" -- Matthew 6:20)
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To: Mo1

Oh, yes, I agree with you. She looks more like a caricature.


618 posted on 02/25/2007 7:09:54 PM PST by peggybac (Tolerance is the virtue of believing in nothing)
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To: silent_jonny

"So many of you have causes. . ." She thinks that's what makes Hollywood great. That's what makes Hollywood stink.


619 posted on 02/25/2007 7:10:12 PM PST by beaversmom
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To: silent_jonny
Sherry: "We are fortunate to be in an industry where we are encouraged to speak out....about subjects we know nothing about." I had to complete the thought.
620 posted on 02/25/2007 7:10:34 PM PST by denydenydeny ("We have always been, we are, and I hope that we always shall be detested in France"--Wellington)
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