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Live Heckle-fest Thread of the 79th Academy Awards
25 February 2007

Posted on 02/25/2007 2:00:05 PM PST by Lil'freeper

**WARNING: GRAPHICS INTENSIVE THREAD**

You love them, you hate them, you love to hate them. Hollyweirdos, those wacky leftists who gather together for the annual group hug known as the Oscars. And how fun it is to heckle and razz them as they parade down the red carpet posing for the cameras, granting vapid interviews to equally vapid interviewers, too serious about making their political statements and social commentaries to realize the joke's on them. No one watches their movies. Just look at box office receipts. The money makers are the family films - the ones take it easy on social commentary and political statements. No one gives a flip about their art. They are such sad cliches - dozens of little emperors who have yet to realize they're wearing no clothes. And that's why they're SO FUN!

Speaking of clothes...

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Nominations open for the following categories.

7. The Simon Cowell "What The H311 Is That" Award Also known as the Just Say No To Drugs Certificate of Achievement Given to celebs who listen to drug abusing stylists.
6. The All Washed Out Award For perfectly nice looking celebs sporting a sickly monochromatic look.

5. The Morticia Medal of Merit For perfectly nice looking celebs that think goth is cute. Also for unnatural and extremely artifical hair colors.
4. The Dude, Your Mother Dresses You Funny Award For male celebs that shouldn't be allowed to pick out their own clothes.

3. The Treasure to Trash Award For the perfectly nice looking celebs that choose to wear garbage bags. Also for the most creative use of recycleable materials in a garment.
2. The Sheer Overexposure Award For when next to nothing is left to the imagination.

1. The Bjork Award The outfit that causes such severe psychological trauma that viewers are scarred for decades or for outfits that resemble animals (whole or in part).

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Nominations will be accepted throughout the evening for the following awards:

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1. Lavender Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to further undermine traditional American values.

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2. Red Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve as a reminder of just how Anti-American the Hollyweirdos are.

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3. The Britney: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to illustrate just how far down it really is to rock bottom.

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Tonight's Convenient Truth Weather Conditions:

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This thread is offered humbly as an homage to the wild and raucus Oscars threads of years past. So let your hair down and have fun!


TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Humor; Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: ellen; ellendegenerate; oscars
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To: spotbust1

Hope the babies get better!!


41 posted on 02/25/2007 2:59:55 PM PST by Lil'freeper (You do not have the plug-in required to view this tagline.)
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To: Lil'freeper

May we please add categories for the worst joke or attempt thereof, as well as the most shameless attempt at upstaging?

Your thread. Your call. ;)


42 posted on 02/25/2007 2:59:57 PM PST by combat_boots (22 weeks, 9.5 inches. Go, baby, go!)
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To: Lil'freeper

That true

Better YET what on History Channel


43 posted on 02/25/2007 3:00:23 PM PST by SevenofNine ("We are Freepers, all your media belong to us, resistence is futile")
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To: combat_boots

Oh please oh please oh please do! The topic is too rich for me to cover appropriately. Have at it!


44 posted on 02/25/2007 3:01:18 PM PST by Lil'freeper (You do not have the plug-in required to view this tagline.)
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To: Lil'freeper

Thanks. Me too.


45 posted on 02/25/2007 3:01:20 PM PST by spotbust1 (Gun control is when you use both hands.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

The Inconvenient Truth about Miss Little Feather is that she was NOT an Indian. Oh, and neither was Iron Eyes Cody.


46 posted on 02/25/2007 3:04:31 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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Well - they're arriving on the red carpet. No pics posted yet, tho. :(

Guess they're Kathy Griffith's crowd on the D-list... or is it the E-list.

47 posted on 02/25/2007 3:04:50 PM PST by Lil'freeper (You do not have the plug-in required to view this tagline.)
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To: Lil'freeper

Hey, Lil, I intend to watch and went to Dolly's thread, but that sweetie said 'no heckling' so what's the fun there.

I'll come, I'll see and I'll heckle.

See you later.


48 posted on 02/25/2007 3:05:04 PM PST by altura
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To: altura

The more the merrier! Creative wit is most welcome.


49 posted on 02/25/2007 3:05:35 PM PST by Lil'freeper (You do not have the plug-in required to view this tagline.)
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To: Lil'freeper

50 posted on 02/25/2007 3:06:19 PM PST by Lil'freeper (You do not have the plug-in required to view this tagline.)
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To: andyssister

This should be fun.


51 posted on 02/25/2007 3:06:45 PM PST by clinkclink
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To: NeoCaveman

I wasn't going to watch but due to the low temps it should be high beam city on the carpet.


52 posted on 02/25/2007 3:09:06 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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To: clinkclink

I know!!I'm rushing through giving the little tyrants hair cuts and hoping to catch some of the red carpet shenanigans.

Would like to see an Aniston/Jolie catfight!!


53 posted on 02/25/2007 3:10:52 PM PST by andyssister
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To: Tijeras_Slim

I'm old enough to have seen that on TV! My Mother was mortified & I LMAO! She was not happy with me! ;o)


54 posted on 02/25/2007 3:11:21 PM PST by tiredoflaundry (Congress to our troops , it's called "Murder by Congress")
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult
Remember the Golden Globes:


55 posted on 02/25/2007 3:11:37 PM PST by Lil'freeper (You do not have the plug-in required to view this tagline.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Famous schmoehawks.

Iron Eyes was an italian guy IIRC.


56 posted on 02/25/2007 3:14:37 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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Vote:

Who is the most tragic face in plastic surgery?

A) Joan
B) Melissa

57 posted on 02/25/2007 3:15:16 PM PST by Lil'freeper (You do not have the plug-in required to view this tagline.)
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To: Enosh

Will he mention MANBEARPIG?


58 posted on 02/25/2007 3:23:01 PM PST by Armedanddangerous (Master of Sinanju (emeritus))
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To: Armedanddangerous

Algore and Tipper alert. He's approaching the red carpet, looking like an enourmous robot!!


59 posted on 02/25/2007 3:24:24 PM PST by andyssister
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To: andyssister

Urgh. The wires are sooo slow posting their pics. I see all sorts of gals in stoles and coats. Seems like they'd be passe in light of Global Warming.


60 posted on 02/25/2007 3:26:27 PM PST by Lil'freeper (You do not have the plug-in required to view this tagline.)
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