Posted on 02/25/2007 2:00:05 PM PST by Lil'freeper
**WARNING: GRAPHICS INTENSIVE THREAD**
You love them, you hate them, you love to hate them. Hollyweirdos, those wacky leftists who gather together for the annual group hug known as the Oscars. And how fun it is to heckle and razz them as they parade down the red carpet posing for the cameras, granting vapid interviews to equally vapid interviewers, too serious about making their political statements and social commentaries to realize the joke's on them. No one watches their movies. Just look at box office receipts. The money makers are the family films - the ones take it easy on social commentary and political statements. No one gives a flip about their art. They are such sad cliches - dozens of little emperors who have yet to realize they're wearing no clothes. And that's why they're SO FUN!
Speaking of clothes...
Nominations open for the following categories.
| 7. The Simon Cowell "What The H311 Is That" Award Also known as the Just Say No To Drugs Certificate of Achievement Given to celebs who listen to drug abusing stylists. |  |
| 6. The All Washed Out Award For perfectly nice looking celebs sporting a sickly monochromatic look. |  |
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| 5. The Morticia Medal of Merit For perfectly nice looking celebs that think goth is cute. Also for unnatural and extremely artifical hair colors. |  |
| 4. The Dude, Your Mother Dresses You Funny Award For male celebs that shouldn't be allowed to pick out their own clothes. |  |
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| 3. The Treasure to Trash Award For the perfectly nice looking celebs that choose to wear garbage bags. Also for the most creative use of recycleable materials in a garment. |  |
| 2. The Sheer Overexposure Award For when next to nothing is left to the imagination. | 
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1. The Bjork Award The outfit that causes such severe psychological trauma that viewers are scarred for decades or for outfits that resemble animals (whole or in part). |
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Nominations will be accepted throughout the evening for the following awards:
 1. Lavender Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to further undermine traditional American values. |
 2. Red Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve as a reminder of just how Anti-American the Hollyweirdos are. |
 3. The Britney: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to illustrate just how far down it really is to rock bottom. |
Tonight's Convenient Truth Weather Conditions:
Tonight's Convenient Truth Weather Forcast:
Hope the babies get better!!
May we please add categories for the worst joke or attempt thereof, as well as the most shameless attempt at upstaging?
Your thread. Your call. ;)
That true
Better YET what on History Channel
Oh please oh please oh please do! The topic is too rich for me to cover appropriately. Have at it!
Thanks. Me too.
The Inconvenient Truth about Miss Little Feather is that she was NOT an Indian. Oh, and neither was Iron Eyes Cody.
Guess they're Kathy Griffith's crowd on the D-list... or is it the E-list.
Hey, Lil, I intend to watch and went to Dolly's thread, but that sweetie said 'no heckling' so what's the fun there.
I'll come, I'll see and I'll heckle.
See you later.
The more the merrier! Creative wit is most welcome.
This should be fun.
I wasn't going to watch but due to the low temps it should be high beam city on the carpet.
I know!!I'm rushing through giving the little tyrants hair cuts and hoping to catch some of the red carpet shenanigans.
Would like to see an Aniston/Jolie catfight!!
I'm old enough to have seen that on TV! My Mother was mortified & I LMAO! She was not happy with me! ;o)
Famous schmoehawks.
Iron Eyes was an italian guy IIRC.
Who is the most tragic face in plastic surgery?
A) Joan
B) Melissa
Will he mention MANBEARPIG?
Algore and Tipper alert. He's approaching the red carpet, looking like an enourmous robot!!
Urgh. The wires are sooo slow posting their pics. I see all sorts of gals in stoles and coats. Seems like they'd be passe in light of Global Warming.
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