Live Heckle-fest Thread of the 79th Academy Awards

25 February 2007

[Lil'freeper]

**WARNING: GRAPHICS INTENSIVE THREAD**

You love them, you hate them, you love to hate them. Hollyweirdos, those wacky leftists who gather together for the annual group hug known as the Oscars. And how fun it is to heckle and razz them as they parade down the red carpet posing for the cameras, granting vapid interviews to equally vapid interviewers, too serious about making their political statements and social commentaries to realize the joke's on them. No one watches their movies. Just look at box office receipts. The money makers are the family films - the ones take it easy on social commentary and political statements. No one gives a flip about their art. They are such sad cliches - dozens of little emperors who have yet to realize they're wearing no clothes. And that's why they're SO FUN!

Speaking of clothes...

Nominations open for the following categories.

7. The Simon Cowell "What The H311 Is That" Award Also known as the Just Say No To Drugs Certificate of Achievement Given to celebs who listen to drug abusing stylists.
6. The All Washed Out Award For perfectly nice looking celebs sporting a sickly monochromatic look.
5. The Morticia Medal of Merit For perfectly nice looking celebs that think goth is cute. Also for unnatural and extremely artifical hair colors.
4. The Dude, Your Mother Dresses You Funny Award For male celebs that shouldn't be allowed to pick out their own clothes.
3. The Treasure to Trash Award For the perfectly nice looking celebs that choose to wear garbage bags. Also for the most creative use of recycleable materials in a garment.
2. The Sheer Overexposure Award For when next to nothing is left to the imagination.
1. The Bjork Award The outfit that causes such severe psychological trauma that viewers are scarred for decades or for outfits that resemble animals (whole or in part).

Nominations will be accepted throughout the evening for the following awards:

1. Lavender Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to further undermine traditional American values.

2. Red Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve as a reminder of just how Anti-American the Hollyweirdos are.

3. The Britney: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to illustrate just how far down it really is to rock bottom.

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This thread is offered humbly as an homage to the wild and raucus Oscars threads of years past. So let your hair down and have fun!

[eleni121]

Briefly...about how hollywood is deranged, doped up and defective. Sharon Stone is really trashed as well as Michael Douglas, Ovitz, Glen Close etc.

Of course Eszterhas is above it all...he describes his own quirky dealings honestly though.

[A Citizen Reporter]

Oh right, I thought she meant it literally.

It was stupid.

[altura]

Angelina is beautiful, but she is totally weird. Remember the vials of blood and the tattoo with ... Billy Bob Thornton.

I would bet the farm (if I had a farm) that she and Brad will be history within a year.

[Lil'freeper]

Gee. I could write a book like that. But I'd have to care about those people a little more, I think.

[Lil'freeper]

Remember her in Hackers. That was another stellar soundtrack.

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

"The Saint" was definitely an underrated movie, IMHO. It just gets kind of lost between James Bond(and I love OO7 movies) and all the other superspy of the week flicks that Hollywierd pumps out...

[peggybac]

I still think Brad and Gwynneth made a great couple.

[altura]

I have a strange weakness for Jack Black. He's doing the song now.

[eleni121]

He's an conceited egotist for sure. I forgot he goes after Spielberg and Lucas as well. Some good stuff there.

[diamond6]

Can you post Jennifer's entire dress?

[A Citizen Reporter]

I'm out.

[DCPatriot]

This show sucks big time already.

[Lil'freeper]

Toby and date.

[eleni121]

What is the stupid stuff going on now? Jack Black...the most non talented man in the USA.

How does he get so much exposure? He must doing some funny stuff to somebody.

[Borges]

Spileberg is known as a highly discplined teetotaler. What does Estrehaz say about him?

[diamond6]

Sorry about the request, I hadn't scrolled down yet; it's already posted.

Thanks anyway :)

[altura]

Sissy!

[eleni121]

More like Toby and his fate...

[Borges]

If anyone hasn't seen Pan's Labyrinth please do. It's terrific.

[Borges]

If anyone hasn't seen Pan's Labyrinth please do. It's terrific.