Posted on 02/25/2007 2:00:05 PM PST by Lil'freeper
**WARNING: GRAPHICS INTENSIVE THREAD**
You love them, you hate them, you love to hate them. Hollyweirdos, those wacky leftists who gather together for the annual group hug known as the Oscars. And how fun it is to heckle and razz them as they parade down the red carpet posing for the cameras, granting vapid interviews to equally vapid interviewers, too serious about making their political statements and social commentaries to realize the joke's on them. No one watches their movies. Just look at box office receipts. The money makers are the family films - the ones take it easy on social commentary and political statements. No one gives a flip about their art. They are such sad cliches - dozens of little emperors who have yet to realize they're wearing no clothes. And that's why they're SO FUN!
Speaking of clothes...
Nominations open for the following categories.
| 7. The Simon Cowell "What The H311 Is That" Award Also known as the Just Say No To Drugs Certificate of Achievement Given to celebs who listen to drug abusing stylists. |  |
| 6. The All Washed Out Award For perfectly nice looking celebs sporting a sickly monochromatic look. |  |
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| 5. The Morticia Medal of Merit For perfectly nice looking celebs that think goth is cute. Also for unnatural and extremely artifical hair colors. |  |
| 4. The Dude, Your Mother Dresses You Funny Award For male celebs that shouldn't be allowed to pick out their own clothes. |  |
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| 3. The Treasure to Trash Award For the perfectly nice looking celebs that choose to wear garbage bags. Also for the most creative use of recycleable materials in a garment. |  |
| 2. The Sheer Overexposure Award For when next to nothing is left to the imagination. | 
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1. The Bjork Award The outfit that causes such severe psychological trauma that viewers are scarred for decades or for outfits that resemble animals (whole or in part). |
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Nominations will be accepted throughout the evening for the following awards:
 1. Lavender Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to further undermine traditional American values. |
 2. Red Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve as a reminder of just how Anti-American the Hollyweirdos are. |
 3. The Britney: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to illustrate just how far down it really is to rock bottom. |
Tonight's Convenient Truth Weather Conditions:
Tonight's Convenient Truth Weather Forcast:
I nominate Meryl for the What the H311 is THAT? Award.
A guy loves to hear a gal say that..{chortle chortle chortle.}
I'm having fun reading and came across the phrase, "... ugly enough to make a wolf drop a pork chop..."
It seemed perfect to share on this thread.
LOL!
From what I've seen so far...LOOKING GOOD!
I'm talking about your thread of course.
I finished reading the inside tell all Joe Ezsterhas's book and I can confirm that hollywoodland is as creepy as they say.
I'd love to find a way to say "it's a *great* show" without making things worse. ;P
I just regret Brando didn't live long enough to send out a blind lesbian Eskimo to turn down one of his later Oscars...
I agree. Not for the red carpet. I missed how the subject was brought up and why it ever was. Somethings should be private, but then again, this is Hollywood.
OK, this is boring. Where's Ellen?
I've had a thing for Elisabeth Shue ever since she was in "The Saint", but she looks like crap tonight.
I loved that movie. The soundtrack is stellar.
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Heh. Ellen is too butch to wear a dress?
LOL, yes she is. I really like her standup.
Meryl Streep- Old Lady Bling.
OK, this is boring. Let's go back to the opening segment.
Here's an irony for ya. It's snowing here. Snowing hard enough that it is disrupting our DirectTV signal.... so we can't really watch The Goracle get his award.
I like Dame helen Mirren dress OH MAN Mastepiece theatre tonight has one of her best role Prime Suspect GEE that inside advertising if you know what I mean
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