Live Heckle-fest Thread of the 79th Academy Awards

25 February 2007

[Lil'freeper]

**WARNING: GRAPHICS INTENSIVE THREAD**

You love them, you hate them, you love to hate them. Hollyweirdos, those wacky leftists who gather together for the annual group hug known as the Oscars. And how fun it is to heckle and razz them as they parade down the red carpet posing for the cameras, granting vapid interviews to equally vapid interviewers, too serious about making their political statements and social commentaries to realize the joke's on them. No one watches their movies. Just look at box office receipts. The money makers are the family films - the ones take it easy on social commentary and political statements. No one gives a flip about their art. They are such sad cliches - dozens of little emperors who have yet to realize they're wearing no clothes. And that's why they're SO FUN!

Speaking of clothes...

Nominations open for the following categories.

7. The Simon Cowell "What The H311 Is That" Award Also known as the Just Say No To Drugs Certificate of Achievement Given to celebs who listen to drug abusing stylists.
6. The All Washed Out Award For perfectly nice looking celebs sporting a sickly monochromatic look.
5. The Morticia Medal of Merit For perfectly nice looking celebs that think goth is cute. Also for unnatural and extremely artifical hair colors.
4. The Dude, Your Mother Dresses You Funny Award For male celebs that shouldn't be allowed to pick out their own clothes.
3. The Treasure to Trash Award For the perfectly nice looking celebs that choose to wear garbage bags. Also for the most creative use of recycleable materials in a garment.
2. The Sheer Overexposure Award For when next to nothing is left to the imagination.
1. The Bjork Award The outfit that causes such severe psychological trauma that viewers are scarred for decades or for outfits that resemble animals (whole or in part).

Nominations will be accepted throughout the evening for the following awards:

1. Lavender Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to further undermine traditional American values.

2. Red Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve as a reminder of just how Anti-American the Hollyweirdos are.

3. The Britney: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to illustrate just how far down it really is to rock bottom.

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This thread is offered humbly as an homage to the wild and raucus Oscars threads of years past. So let your hair down and have fun!

[angcat]

yes she is a mutt. My mother said she has a man's face. She must be good on the casting couch like the rest of the whores and pimps.

[Lil'freeper]

Eat a little extra for all those starving starlets.

[beaversmom]

No worries there.

[4yearlurker]

Will Celine let some poor people touch her dress? Did she bring her big screen TV? And where is looter guy???

[tapatio]

Is that Al and Tippers son? He looks like Jerry Mathers

[hole_n_one]

[Lil'freeper]

Celine loves clothes. "I do! I do!"

[altura]

Is that the same dress that algore's daughter wore in the famous picture. It's similar anyway.

The son looks like a caricature of algore. But Tipper looks better than she did in 2000 ... she'd better keep him out of the race.

[Lil'freeper]

Nicole Kidman in red! Finally some color on that girl.

[hole_n_one]

[Lil'freeper]

Annie Hathaway

[Lil'freeper]

Kirsten wearing more feathers:

[hole_n_one]

[Lil'freeper]

Cate Blanchette looking like pencil lead.

[andyssister]

Reese Witherspoon looks amazing, imo.

[Lil'freeper]

The state of California is full of first-rate hair stylists. Surely Elisabeth Shue could have called one:

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

C) Nancy Pelosi

[mplsconservative]

Is that little Red Riding Hood's dress minus the sleeves?

Looks like the hat I had on earlier while shoveling snow. LOL

[JRios1968]

Let's get Dale's opinion:

[hole_n_one]