Woof! The barker beside Elle is Rebecca Romijn. Good luck hittin' that!
Its true. the average guy thinks he wouldn't stand a chance with her. So he goes for the barker beside her. Thats a sure shot.
Hey don't blame me, I'm just telling the truth.
I think that's exactly right. Years back, when I saw a beautiful woman at the bar, I was often scared to death to try to talk to her. It was fear of rejection I guess, or that she'd already been hit on so many times that I couldn't hope to even get the time of day from her. Not any more, though. Uh-uh. Whenever I see a gorgeous woman in the bar, I stride right up to her and introduce myself. Then, invariably, she starts snoring loudly and I remember that I'm asleep and dreaming because I've been married for 18 years and I haven't been in a bar since around 1995 and I wake up with a mouthful of pillow.
On the flip side of that, based upon the experience of myself and friends when we were young, single and "cute," the FUGLY guys probably hit on her in droves. They ALWAYS seem to have so much confidence. I guess they figure they have nothing to lose and have been shot down so many times.
At a sports bar I used to frequent, a guy who looked like a drunk, slovenly Ben Franklin with bulging bloodshot eyes used to try to buy drinks for all the women who were CLEARLY out of his league.