"Those weren't PILLOWS!"
Posted on 02/21/2007 8:52:23 AM PST by presidio9
Supermodel Elle Macpherson is desperate for a man in her life, but is struggling to find anyone who will go out on a date with her.
The Australian beauty, who is nicknamed The Body, has been celibate for two years, and is still single despite attempting to chat up guys herself in a bid to get a date.
She moans, "I just don't get men hitting on me. It's crazy - but apart from a brief romantic intermission last summer, I have been single and celibate for two years. How boring is that?
"I'm a hopeless flirt. I'll go up to a guy and say, 'I think you are so beautiful,' but it doesn't work." (c)
At least buy her a drink before you take her back home!! Maybe spring for a bowl of free popcorn or peanuts, too.
[Desperation never gets anyone anywhere. (baldness doesn't either)]
Do you have anything against partially bald men? I have this hair "thinning" thing going on where the sun hits my thinker but the sides grow in pretty good. It seems the smarter I get, the more money I make and the more hair falls out. I think intelligence and wealth is directly related to baldness.
What do you think?
The best looking girls are probably not seeing anyone because 99% of guys are afraid to approach and just start chatting.
So, when you go into a social situation...find the most attractive single girl in the place and go introduce yourself. Chances are good that you'll have a clear runway for a quick takeoff and climb to altitude.
[His boyfriend's name is "Pillow"?]
No. He's married to "Pillow." Pillow is his spouse.
In other words, when she was younger she had a list of demands that was either unreasonable and or contained a bunch of stuff that just wasn't important in the long run.
Seen that many 'o times.
I strode directly across the bar to ask a hot blonde to dance. When I got there, I didn't like the attitude on her face and asked the gal (very attractive but not noticeable from a distance like this blonde) next too her to dance instead. 1.5 years later we were married.
It took the other gal 5 years to find Mr. Right and that was only after she decided that her mate need not be "X" feet tall, fly jet fighter planes, have blonde hair, be of a specific build, be willing to spend at least 100 dollars on her for the first date dinner, and the list went on and on.
When she had to broaden her range of possibilities she ended up finding the love of her life and he looked nothing like what she originally was searching for.
And don't forget, when you go up and introduce yourself..look at her eyes, and NOT at her chest
"Those weren't PILLOWS!"
Who says irony is dead?
"My religion forbids me from marrying a divorcee. But I can certainly ignore the rules about pre-marital sex and pork one!"
The version that I know goes like this: "Remember: no matter how beautiful you think she is, somewhere, someone is sick of putting up with all of her s***."
[And don't forget, when you go up and introduce yourself..look at her eyes, and NOT at her chest]
What? Women have eyes?
Soooo....you've been my wingman before have ya? Funny, I don't recall. Too much to drink I s'pose.
Actually the scientific ratio for that to be successful is 1 out of 7.
The other 6 will stuck up snobs that know they are hot while the 7th wishes she weren't so hot, or doesn't even know it.
The chances of successful interaction with #7 is 89% depending on your approach.
LOL!! I will never forget the look on John Candy's face.
Being 6'4" myself..I have long mastered the art of the casual downward glance.
California, right?
No, seriesly....
With a short break for being "thrilled" that he's going to be a father with the last supermodel he dated, whom he dated for three years and with whom he broke up upon learning she was pregnant.
O/T Editorial Comment:
MEMO TO TOM: Flashy, celebrity, tabloid-style lifestyles and the NFL do not mix.
Wild, stupid, gross---players can get away with that because, in a wierd way, the antics of, say, Michael Irvin, don't make players "not about football."
Seeing players on the covers of the tabs---at, say, Fashion Week in Paris---and in articles where their bolded names join other bolded, such as Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, that becomes "NOT about football."
Tom, please, do not become "NOT about football."
stats guy on a FR hottie thread
nice work!
maybe Freakonomics will cover this also
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