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Air stewardess: secrets of my five-mile high sex romp with Ralph Fiennes
the mail ^ | 17th February 2007 | JO KNOWSLEY

Posted on 02/17/2007 7:20:26 PM PST by george76

Qantas stewardess tells how she fell for Hollywood star in Seat 2K...and how after a mad, passionate fling he abandoned her to face the sack...

The attraction had been immediate and overwhelming from the moment they first made eye contact.

But as Qantas stewardess Lisa Robertson leaned over towards Hollywood star Ralph Fiennes to offer him a drink, she could not have imagined how the evening would unfold - or that she would end up in a passionate tryst with him in the aircraft lavatory.

When rumours first emerged that Ralph Fiennes joined the Five Mile High Club in the business-class lavatory on flight QF123 from Darwin to Bombay, Qantas issued a statement from Lisa vigorously denying the allegation.

But The Mail on Sunday can now reveal the truth about what happened that night - how the English actor had unsafe sex with the 38-year-old Australian stewardess on the flight and went on to seduce her in an evening of almost non-stop love-making at his lavish hotel in India.

Speaking for the first time, exclusively to The Mail on Sunday, Lisa, a former high-flying police officer, said: 'It's true. We did make love on the plane that night. At first I denied it because I was so desperate to keep my job and I didn't want to hurt Ralph.

'I know some people will think it's disgusting. And I'm not proud of what I did - it was inappropriate behaviour. But I don't regret it. Ralph is gorgeous and the chemistry between us was amazing. What woman wouldn't want to make love with him? This sort of attraction happens to people all the time. It's just not usually with a Hollywood star at 35,000 feet.

Fiennes told Lisa he was touring Indian villages for Unicef to talk about AIDS awareness...

(Excerpt) Read more at mailonsunday.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Humor; Music/Entertainment; TV/Movies; Travel; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: australia; englishpatient; fiennes; humor; lisarobertson; milehighclub; qantas; qantasstewardess; ralphfiennes; robertson; stewardess
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To: Volunteer

Hell id rather have the coke than her


41 posted on 02/18/2007 12:09:10 AM PST by skaterboy
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To: doc1019
Gee, I love you (in just 5 min.), lets have sex … I will love you forever. Women have been falling for this line for thousands of years. Ho!

And it was just such a thrill … having sex in a restroom … how romantic!

Makes me wonder if this was a singular event or if it'd just never drawn any attention before because other partners had been "nobodies".

42 posted on 02/18/2007 12:37:58 AM PST by weegee (No third term. Hillary Clinton's 2008 election run presents a Constitutional Crisis.)
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To: PzLdr

>>>I believe he played SS Obersturmfuehrer Amon Goeth in "Schindler's List".

I guess I didn't notice. I was busy making out during that movie.


43 posted on 02/18/2007 1:36:16 AM PST by tlb
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To: tlb
NEWMAN!!!
44 posted on 02/18/2007 6:54:27 AM PST by battlegearboat
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To: Central Scrutiniser

Those don't look any bigger. The pilots always look like they're wearing those seats.


45 posted on 02/18/2007 2:11:49 PM PST by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: Central Scrutiniser

That's a real comforting thought for the next time I fly.


46 posted on 02/18/2007 2:12:19 PM PST by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: metmom

Trust me, the airline biz is like making sausage.

Better to not know what goes into it.


47 posted on 02/18/2007 3:02:53 PM PST by Central Scrutiniser (Never Let a Theocon Near a Textbook. Teach Evolution!)
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To: Central Scrutiniser

Maybe trains....


48 posted on 02/18/2007 3:20:30 PM PST by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: A_perfect_lady
She got... stood!

LOL! That is hysterical!

49 posted on 02/20/2007 8:19:07 AM PST by jdm
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To: A_perfect_lady

that IS funny.


50 posted on 02/21/2007 2:18:51 AM PST by Tulsa Ramjet ("If not now, when?" "Because it's judgment that defeats us.")
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