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Air stewardess: secrets of my five-mile high sex romp with Ralph Fiennes
the mail ^ | 17th February 2007 | JO KNOWSLEY

Posted on 02/17/2007 7:20:26 PM PST by george76

Qantas stewardess tells how she fell for Hollywood star in Seat 2K...and how after a mad, passionate fling he abandoned her to face the sack...

The attraction had been immediate and overwhelming from the moment they first made eye contact.

But as Qantas stewardess Lisa Robertson leaned over towards Hollywood star Ralph Fiennes to offer him a drink, she could not have imagined how the evening would unfold - or that she would end up in a passionate tryst with him in the aircraft lavatory.

When rumours first emerged that Ralph Fiennes joined the Five Mile High Club in the business-class lavatory on flight QF123 from Darwin to Bombay, Qantas issued a statement from Lisa vigorously denying the allegation.

But The Mail on Sunday can now reveal the truth about what happened that night - how the English actor had unsafe sex with the 38-year-old Australian stewardess on the flight and went on to seduce her in an evening of almost non-stop love-making at his lavish hotel in India.

Speaking for the first time, exclusively to The Mail on Sunday, Lisa, a former high-flying police officer, said: 'It's true. We did make love on the plane that night. At first I denied it because I was so desperate to keep my job and I didn't want to hurt Ralph.

'I know some people will think it's disgusting. And I'm not proud of what I did - it was inappropriate behaviour. But I don't regret it. Ralph is gorgeous and the chemistry between us was amazing. What woman wouldn't want to make love with him? This sort of attraction happens to people all the time. It's just not usually with a Hollywood star at 35,000 feet.

Fiennes told Lisa he was touring Indian villages for Unicef to talk about AIDS awareness...

(Excerpt) Read more at mailonsunday.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Humor; Music/Entertainment; TV/Movies; Travel; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: australia; englishpatient; fiennes; humor; lisarobertson; milehighclub; qantas; qantasstewardess; ralphfiennes; robertson; stewardess
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To: george76

Ew. Looks like Ralph isn't too picky.


21 posted on 02/17/2007 8:17:31 PM PST by Lijahsbubbe
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To: george76
If you've have the hots for the missus, the Mile High Club is the next best thing to heaven... or so I've heard. ;-)

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

22 posted on 02/17/2007 8:30:00 PM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
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To: Lijahsbubbe

Maybe he isn't very picky or maybe she just doesn't photograph well. I agree that the photo at the top of the thread isn't especially attractive, but I've known women that are very pretty and just don't take good pictures. I'll wait for a video interview and see what's up.


23 posted on 02/17/2007 8:35:24 PM PST by Two Kids' Dad ((( )))
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To: george76

Depressing. I loved him in Schindler's List (well, actually I hated him in Schindler's List, but you're supposed to.) And The English Patient... and Quiz Show... Strange Days (weird movie but interesting premise)... End of the Affair... geez. Just another horn-dog.


24 posted on 02/17/2007 8:52:27 PM PST by A_perfect_lady
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To: Two Kids' Dad

Maybe she doesn't photograph very well, but at any rate, Ralph has to learn the lesson of delayed gratification!


25 posted on 02/17/2007 8:56:11 PM PST by Lijahsbubbe
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'How I led Ralph Fiennes astray at 35,000ft'
daily mail | 15th February 2007
Posted on 02/15/2007 8:52:52 PM EST by george76
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1785679/posts


26 posted on 02/17/2007 9:09:02 PM PST by SunkenCiv (I last updated my profile on Thursday, February 15, 2007. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: metmom

When I worked for the airlines, we had a problem with sex in the cockpit......


27 posted on 02/17/2007 9:10:10 PM PST by Central Scrutiniser (Never Let a Theocon Near a Textbook. Teach Evolution!)
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To: george76
We did make love on the plane that night.

Good to know that it's not just American women who confuse getting laid with making love.

28 posted on 02/17/2007 9:32:58 PM PST by MovementConservative (The US will win in Iraq. Thank you all US troops.)
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To: kerryusama04
A celebrity is a hypocrite? Surely you are joking!
29 posted on 02/17/2007 9:55:43 PM PST by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: Central Scrutiniser
...we had a problem with sex in the cockpit...
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Problem? But isn't that where you're supposed to...oh, never mind.
30 posted on 02/17/2007 9:58:58 PM PST by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: Two Kids' Dad

31 posted on 02/17/2007 10:08:13 PM PST by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: george76

Um. Well, Fiennes is a hottie ... but for her to call it "inappropriate behavior" is the Massive Understatement of the Year!


32 posted on 02/17/2007 10:10:38 PM PST by Hetty_Fauxvert (Kelo must GO!! ..... http://sonoma-moderate.blogspot.com/)
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To: MovementConservative

I have never seen him, but he maybe a good actor ?


33 posted on 02/17/2007 10:10:47 PM PST by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: Lijahsbubbe

34 posted on 02/17/2007 10:12:25 PM PST by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: george76

He was in the Red Dragon movie in 2002 (Hannibal Lecter Movie)

picture of him here...

http://imdb.com/gallery/ss/0289765/Ss/0289765/2287-C551-7A.jpg.html?path=gallery&path_key=0289765


35 posted on 02/17/2007 10:25:49 PM PST by stlnative
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To: FReepaholic

I believe he played SS Obersturmfuehrer Amon Goeth in "Schindler's List".


36 posted on 02/17/2007 10:33:13 PM PST by PzLdr ("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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To: MovementConservative
Good to know that it's not just American women who confuse getting laid with making love.

I don't even think she got laid. Those bathrooms are too small. She got... stood!

37 posted on 02/17/2007 10:37:37 PM PST by A_perfect_lady
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To: george76

So that's her? If I was a Hollywood Star, she would be on my D-list. Since I'm not she's on my C-list.


39 posted on 02/17/2007 10:54:31 PM PST by word_warrior_bob (You can now see my amazing doggie and new puppy on my homepage!! Come say hello to Jake & Sonny)
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To: george76

He hit that? He should be ashamed..She was ashamed until the check cleared


40 posted on 02/18/2007 12:04:04 AM PST by skaterboy
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