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'How I led Ralph Fiennes astray at 35,000ft'
daily mail ^ | 15th February 2007

Posted on 02/15/2007 5:52:52 PM PST by george76

The Qantas stewardess who claimed she rejected an amorous Ralph Fiennes on a flight to India has admitted having sex with him in an aircraft lavatory.

Lisa Robertson told friends she was a big fan of the British actor and found herself luring him to the cubicle.

But they apparently shared more than a 15-minute fling at 35,000ft.

Miss Robertson claims they went on to share a passionate night in a Mumbai hotel - at the star's invitation.

The Australian stewardess has told friends she recognised Fiennes, 44, as he soon as he settled into his business class seat, 2K, for the nine-hour flight from Darwin.

'I've always fancied him and to see him on my flight was a real thrill,' she told them.

Later she allowed him to break aircraft rules by sitting beside her on the crew jump seat, which is used during their break.

After chatting together, there was, she has admitted, a lot of 'body language' between them and even the odd kiss or two.

She gave him her phone number. Finally she decided to take matters into her own hands.

'I just stood up, reached down for his hand and told him to follow me,' she told friends.

'We went into the toilet and locked the door and off came much of our clothes.'

She said they then had passionate and apparently unprotected sex.

Other crew members, more than a little suspicious, waited outside the door and later reported her to airline bosses.

Miss Robertson, 38, told friends she was so overwhelmed with the moment that she did not care who was listening, what they saw or what they assumed had been going on.

That is in stark contrast to what she told her bosses at Qantas...

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Humor; Sports; TV/Movies; Travel; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: australia; englishpatient; fiennes; humor; lisa; lisarobertson; qantas; qantasstewardess; ralphfiennes; robertson; stewardess
and we have pictures !!

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1 posted on 02/15/2007 5:52:53 PM PST by george76
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To: JRios1968

2 posted on 02/15/2007 5:54:12 PM PST by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: llevrok
A former undercover drug-squad officer for New South Wales police, her marriage to a police officer ended in divorce apparently due to the demands of their jobs.
3 posted on 02/15/2007 5:55:30 PM PST by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: tioga

4 posted on 02/15/2007 5:56:38 PM PST by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: SunkenCiv
According to the actor's schedule, he had to set off the next morning for engagements in Indian villages, which included 'preaching' about the dangers of Aids and the need to engage in safe sex.
5 posted on 02/15/2007 5:57:51 PM PST by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: george76

Mmmm, pics and the true confession.


6 posted on 02/15/2007 6:07:21 PM PST by tioga
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To: tioga

'Lisa was completely smitten by him,' said a friend. 'She just hoped that the relationship could continue on from there but perhaps she was hoping for too much.'

It is understood she has not heard from Fiennes since their encounter.


7 posted on 02/15/2007 6:08:39 PM PST by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: george76

She goes slutty all over him and now she's surprised he hasn't called? LOL Guess she got what she deserved.


8 posted on 02/15/2007 6:10:16 PM PST by tioga
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To: tioga

She is out of control.

recently divorced...

He better get a vd check.


9 posted on 02/15/2007 6:20:12 PM PST by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: george76
This is too bad. He is one of the few actors who, instead of hooking up with a much-younger bimbo, was with a woman a little older than himself. Kind of gave hope to those of us over 30.

Now, it turns out... the natural order has reasserted itself. Alas.

10 posted on 02/15/2007 7:18:44 PM PST by A_perfect_lady
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He's the one having one night stands.......she should get herself checked out. Wasn't he on a mission to promote safe sex? Sounds like they are both sex addicts. Good luck to them.


11 posted on 02/15/2007 7:51:37 PM PST by tioga
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To: george76
Let's ask Bill...

Bill?

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12 posted on 02/15/2007 8:22:12 PM PST by JRios1968 (Tagline wanted...inquire within)
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To: JRios1968; potlatch

lol.

did you make this ?

may I borrow it ?





13 posted on 02/15/2007 8:25:13 PM PST by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: tioga

They both should get checked out .

He was in India to promote safe sex...

8-)


14 posted on 02/15/2007 8:26:37 PM PST by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: george76

Someone else made it, I stole it, so feel free! :)


15 posted on 02/15/2007 9:04:13 PM PST by JRios1968 (Tagline wanted...inquire within)
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To: george76

Good Lord, I don't care how she's built, surely he could have done better than a horse-faced woman like this. She strongly resembles a Thoroughbred mare I just bought, though the mare's mane is nicer.


16 posted on 02/15/2007 9:13:28 PM PST by Fairview
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To: JRios1968

Ha!!! LOL


17 posted on 02/16/2007 6:03:06 AM PST by Shyla
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To: Shyla

Always good to make you smile! :)


18 posted on 02/16/2007 7:07:38 AM PST by JRios1968 (Tagline wanted...inquire within)
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To: george76

PMS.... Post Marital Syndrome. Seen this too often when I was his age.


19 posted on 02/17/2007 4:40:36 PM PST by Bringbackthedraft (I want my next President to have Balls! (Figuratively or literally depending on who is running))
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To: Bringbackthedraft
a little something to break the boredom of the long trip ?
20 posted on 02/17/2007 5:49:25 PM PST by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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