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Serenade your sweetie with sausages this Valentine's Day
journaltimes.com ^ | 2-12-07 | editors

Posted on 02/12/2007 3:21:07 PM PST by Rakkasan1

At MLB Auctions, you can purchase a visit from the Milwaukee Brewers' Racing Sausages for your significant other. The sausages will visit the intended between 1-2 p.m. on Valentine's Day at their home or work.

Bids are limited to a 45-mile radius of Milwaukee, which includes Racine County (and given that sales tax we continue to pay, it'd better). The starting bid is $650, and no bids have been placed. The package includes four club level tickets to the game of your choice during the April 18-22 homestand at Miller Park.

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nothing says twue luv like a Valentine's Day sausage.
1 posted on 02/12/2007 3:21:12 PM PST by Rakkasan1
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To: Rakkasan1

Oh, that sausage.


2 posted on 02/12/2007 3:22:25 PM PST by dfwgator (The University of Florida - Championship U)
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To: Rakkasan1

Bacon ...


3 posted on 02/12/2007 3:23:05 PM PST by BunnySlippers (SAY YES TO RUDY !!!)
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To: Rakkasan1

Oh you can bet there is a kilbasa inside my better halfs future.


4 posted on 02/12/2007 3:23:29 PM PST by Domicile of Doom (Center amber dot on head and squeeze for best results)
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To: Rakkasan1
Sorry, we're doing White Castle.
5 posted on 02/12/2007 3:23:39 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Rakkasan1

I take it they won't be at Randall Simon's house.


6 posted on 02/12/2007 3:24:10 PM PST by dfwgator (The University of Florida - Championship U)
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I thought they wanted us to play the delicatessen game on Valentine's day.


7 posted on 02/12/2007 3:25:11 PM PST by wtc911 (You can't get there from here)
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To: Rakkasan1

Give her the sausage for Valentine's Day!


8 posted on 02/12/2007 3:27:17 PM PST by colorado tanker
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To: Millee

What say you?


9 posted on 02/12/2007 3:27:36 PM PST by RockinRight (When Chuck Norris goes to bed at night, he checks under the bed for Jack Bauer.)
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To: humblegunner


10 posted on 02/12/2007 3:27:48 PM PST by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: wtc911

Hide the sausage?


11 posted on 02/12/2007 3:27:55 PM PST by RockinRight (When Chuck Norris goes to bed at night, he checks under the bed for Jack Bauer.)
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To: RockinRight

Yep (hide the salami really but maybe it's a German Deli).


12 posted on 02/12/2007 3:29:21 PM PST by wtc911 (You can't get there from here)
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To: Rakkasan1; EveningStar; pax_et_bonum; Dashing Dasher; feinswinesuksass; teenyelliott; rattrap; ...

Tard Ping...


13 posted on 02/12/2007 3:31:07 PM PST by JRios1968 (Tagline wanted...inquire within)
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To: Domicile of Doom
Oh you can bet there is a kilbasa inside my better halfs future.

Don't you mean:

< /snicker>

14 posted on 02/12/2007 3:32:47 PM PST by quark
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To: Rakkasan1
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15 posted on 02/12/2007 3:34:22 PM PST by cripplecreek (Peace without victory is a temporary illusion.)
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To: Rakkasan1

Schnitzengrubens!!


16 posted on 02/12/2007 3:34:49 PM PST by Charles Martel (Liberals are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
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To: Rakkasan1
I was taught the a gift of sausages sends the wrong message to a lady.
17 posted on 02/12/2007 3:36:55 PM PST by Gay State Conservative ("The meaning of peace is the absence of opposition to socialism."-Karl Marx)
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To: cripplecreek

oh yeah... Chruchlady is on her way.


18 posted on 02/12/2007 3:39:32 PM PST by Rakkasan1 ((Illegal immigrants are just undocumented friends you haven't met yet!))
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To: Gay State Conservative
Unless you're dating Helen Thomas.

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Say it with snausages.
19 posted on 02/12/2007 3:40:23 PM PST by cripplecreek (Peace without victory is a temporary illusion.)
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To: BunnySlippers

20 posted on 02/12/2007 3:41:42 PM PST by JRios1968 (Tagline wanted...inquire within)
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