[EveningStar]

Misc ping
Tard ping

[Shimmer128]

ack!!

[cripplecreek]

When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."

But what about the southern hemisphere? LOL

[sodpoodle]

I confess - about the earring and nose-ring -

I TURNED MY HEAD;()


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[COBOL2Java]

They walk among us, AND they reproduce!

And.....THEY VOTE!

[cuz_it_aint_their_money]

Simply replace "They Walk Among Us!" with "Here's Your Sign!" and you've just given Bill Engvall another 10 minutes for his stand up comedy routine.

[teenyelliott]

And they vote.

[rbookward]

An irate customer called and demanded that we come and remove the uninterpretable power supply attached to the computer because every time it started beeping, the power went out!

The walk among us.

[Little Ray]

And they can vote.

[Turbopilot]

True story that happened to me personally just last week:

I was at a Subway getting a sandwich for lunch, and I was wearing a North Face jacket. The girl ringing me up saw the North Face logo on the jacket and said "What do you do there?" I didn't understand what she meant, and she said, "Your company logo on the jacket. What's your company do?"

Here's your sign...

[real saxophonist]

True pizza stories. 'How many slices does the medium have?' '8, but if you're really hungry we can cut it into 12.'.

The other one is: 'Half pepperoni, half sausage.' 'Which half do you want the pepperoni on, right or left?'

And my favorite: The little red pepper packets come in a cardboard box about 8" square. It's labeled, 'Crushed Red Pepper'. On top of the box it says, 'Do Not Crush'.

[BenLurkin]

They Walk Among Us!

And they vote democrat.

[American Quilter]

Great post--made my day!

[MHGinTN]

Reminds me of 'Here's Your Sign' ... really funny skit.

[MHGinTN]

BTW, thanks, I needed that!

[Uncle Chip]

Was surfing once in Malibu and kept falling off the board. One surfer just kept laughing at us. One of our party said to him: "you'll have to forgive us, we're from Missouri, we don't do this very often". He looked at us puzzled and then came those incredible words: "Don't you guys have an ocean back there?".

They surf among us.

[CholeraJoe]

Bookmarked for later.

[Continental Soldier]

Several years ago, I was making a charge purchase. The clerk looked at my credit card and told me I'd have to sign it. I did. She then presented me with the charge receipt and indicated where I was to sign it. I did. At that point, she called over a supervisor to compare and confirm my signatures. Yes, indeed, they do walk among us! :)

[MikeD]

Cute, even if the last one is a variation on a Yogi-ism.

[Slings and Arrows]

Damn if they don't.