Was surfing once in Malibu and kept falling off the board. One surfer just kept laughing at us. One of our party said to him: "you'll have to forgive us, we're from Missouri, we don't do this very often". He looked at us puzzled and then came those incredible words: "Don't you guys have an ocean back there?".
They surf among us.
33 posted on 02/12/2007 2:23:46 PM PST by Uncle Chip
(TRUTH : Ignore it. Deride it. Allegorize it. Interpret it. But you can't ESCAPE it.)
Question to a woman I work with that had just spent a January weekend in Niagara Falls from another woman at work; Are the Falls running in the winter?
I stopped wondering a long time ago.
46 posted on 02/14/2007 3:36:35 PM PST by roamincadillac
(wait for the Fort Sumter moment)