They walk among us

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[real saxophonist]

True pizza stories. 'How many slices does the medium have?' '8, but if you're really hungry we can cut it into 12.'.

The other one is: 'Half pepperoni, half sausage.' 'Which half do you want the pepperoni on, right or left?'

And my favorite: The little red pepper packets come in a cardboard box about 8" square. It's labeled, 'Crushed Red Pepper'. On top of the box it says, 'Do Not Crush'.

[Locomotive Breath]

An irate customer called and demanded that we come and remove the uninterpretable power supply attached to the computer because every time it started beeping, the power went out!

That would be uninterruptible. How does one interpret a power supply?

Are you walking among us?

[real saxophonist]

Here's another one. This actually happened twice. There was a coupon for 2 medium pizzas and 2 liters of Coke. I get there, hand them the 2 liter, and they said, 'Wait... There's supposed to be two.' 'Yeah, I have 2 pizzas right here.' 'No, there should be two. Liters.'

I actually had to show them the label on the bottle that says '2 Liters'.

[Vigilanteman]

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%.

I don't know why this guy didn't go back, buy 10 cases and have her multiply 10% by 10.

[real saxophonist]

Then there's the one who had a coupon for a large 1 topping and cinnastix for $9.99.

'I want pepperoni, ham, Canadian bacon, mushrooms, sausage, onions, jalapenos, hamburger, bell pepper, extra cheese, olives, pepperoni, and Canadian bacon. Two dozen Buffalo wings, cheese sticks, and a twelve pack of Pepsi.'
'Okay, that'll be $42.47. Is this cash, check or charge?'
'WAAAIITAMINUTE!!! THIS SAYS $9.99!!!!'

[BenLurkin]

They Walk Among Us!

And they vote democrat.

[pax_et_bonum]

You're acclimating well.

I didn't even notice your accent.

[American Quilter]

Great post--made my day!

[MHGinTN]

Reminds me of 'Here's Your Sign' ... really funny skit.

[MHGinTN]

BTW, thanks, I needed that!

[MHGinTN]

You beat me to it ... I'll take my sign.

[EveningStar]

Hey! You're right! LOL! :)

[Uncle Chip]

Was surfing once in Malibu and kept falling off the board. One surfer just kept laughing at us. One of our party said to him: "you'll have to forgive us, we're from Missouri, we don't do this very often". He looked at us puzzled and then came those incredible words: "Don't you guys have an ocean back there?".

They surf among us.

[Jo Nuvark]

Thanks ES. Favorite is woman with chain attached to her nose and ear rings.

[rbookward]

> That would be uninterruptible. How does one interpret a power supply?

Aparently I'm limping among us. I did that myself, with spell check supplying the means.

[CholeraJoe]

Bookmarked for later.

[Continental Soldier]

Several years ago, I was making a charge purchase. The clerk looked at my credit card and told me I'd have to sign it. I did. She then presented me with the charge receipt and indicated where I was to sign it. I did. At that point, she called over a supervisor to compare and confirm my signatures. Yes, indeed, they do walk among us! :)

[MikeD]

Cute, even if the last one is a variation on a Yogi-ism.

[Slings and Arrows]

Damn if they don't.

[KoRn]

LOL!! Very good stuff!