[real saxophonist]

Here's another one. This actually happened twice. There was a coupon for 2 medium pizzas and 2 liters of Coke. I get there, hand them the 2 liter, and they said, 'Wait... There's supposed to be two.' 'Yeah, I have 2 pizzas right here.' 'No, there should be two. Liters.'

I actually had to show them the label on the bottle that says '2 Liters'.

[real saxophonist]

Then there's the one who had a coupon for a large 1 topping and cinnastix for $9.99.

'I want pepperoni, ham, Canadian bacon, mushrooms, sausage, onions, jalapenos, hamburger, bell pepper, extra cheese, olives, pepperoni, and Canadian bacon. Two dozen Buffalo wings, cheese sticks, and a twelve pack of Pepsi.'
'Okay, that'll be $42.47. Is this cash, check or charge?'
'WAAAIITAMINUTE!!! THIS SAYS $9.99!!!!'