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Yowza: The Official Friday Silliness Thread Salutes Valentines Day
History.com (Links? We don't look at no stinkin links) ^ | 2-10-07 | Sully777

Posted on 02/09/2007 1:31:15 AM PST by sully777

Yowza
It's Friday!


"...While some believe that Valentine's Day is celebrated in the middle of February to commemorate the anniversary of Valentine's death or burial -- which probably occurred around 270 A.D -- others claim that the Christian church may have decided to celebrate Valentine's feast day in the middle of February in an effort to 'christianize' celebrations of the pagan Lupercalia festival. In ancient Rome, February was the official beginning of spring and was considered a time for purification. Houses were ritually cleansed by sweeping them out and then sprinkling salt and a type of wheat called spelt throughout their interiors. Lupercalia, which began at the ides of February, February 15, was a fertility festival dedicated to Faunus, the Roman god of agriculture, as well as to the Roman founders Romulus and Remus.

To begin the festival, members of the Luperci, an order of Roman priests, would gather at the sacred cave where the infants Romulus and Remus, the founders of Rome, were believed to have been cared for by a she-wolf or lupa. The priests would then sacrifice a goat, for fertility, and a dog, for purification.

The boys then sliced the goat's hide into strips, dipped them in the sacrificial blood and took to the streets, gently slapping both women and fields of crops with the goathide strips. Far from being fearful, Roman women welcomed being touched with the hides because it was believed the strips would make them more fertile in the coming year. Later in the day, according to legend, all the young women in the city would place their names in a big urn. The city's bachelors would then each choose a name out of the urn and become paired for the year with his chosen woman. These matches often ended in marriage. Pope Gelasius declared February 14 St. Valentine's Day around 498 A.D. The Roman 'lottery' system for romantic pairing was deemed un-Christian and outlawed..."


So, howzabout
some flowers instead?



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To: baker_girl

Just fine, pretty girl, just trying to get some work done.
Thats hard to do on Friday.

You doin alright?


81 posted on 02/09/2007 9:42:44 AM PST by HOTTIEBOY (Campers laugh at clowns behind closed doors.)
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To: HOTTIEBOY
I'm doing great!

Just dealing with d@mn customer's today.
82 posted on 02/09/2007 9:58:09 AM PST by baker_girl
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To: BJClinton
And if you're really, really bored, check out…err…German crocodile girls!!
83 posted on 02/09/2007 10:16:48 AM PST by cartan
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To: girlscout

Have to look at the funny valentine at home, work has youtube blocked.


84 posted on 02/09/2007 10:17:55 AM PST by fredhead (Teach a man to fish.......and he'll fish for a lifetime.)
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To: sully777

85 posted on 02/09/2007 10:27:11 AM PST by hattend (Two thirds of the world is covered by water, the other third is covered by Champ Bailey - Go Broncos)
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To: baker_girl
Look's like fun, think I'll join you!


86 posted on 02/09/2007 10:28:42 AM PST by girlscout
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To: fredhead

Sorry about that. It's that old song Funny Valentine with some vid clips. I think you'll like it.


87 posted on 02/09/2007 10:30:45 AM PST by girlscout
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To: girlscout

It's all the rave!


88 posted on 02/09/2007 10:38:42 AM PST by baker_girl
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To: TASMANIANRED
Guess I'll have to stay frozen then... At least we are up to 2 digits now.

We're having a heat wave..."
89 posted on 02/09/2007 10:43:50 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: usmcobra; Dallas59
Good News: It's Valentines Day



Bad News: You're stuck on the Planet of the Apes
90 posted on 02/09/2007 10:48:16 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: hattend

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91 posted on 02/09/2007 10:50:48 AM PST by hattend (Two thirds of the world is covered by water, the other third is covered by Champ Bailey - Go Broncos)
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To: sully777

Love, Lust and Marriage

Love: When you take a bubble bath together
Lust: When you take a bath in Jell-o together
Marriage: When you give the kids a bath

Love: A romantic candle-light dinner for two
Lust: "Do I have to buy you dinner first?"
Marriage: 4 McDonald's Happy Meals . . . to go

Love: Giving your love some candy
Lust: Thinking you are the candy
Marriage: Scraping the kids' candy off of the carpet

Love: Sex every night
Lust: Sex 5 times a night
Marriage: What's sex?

Love: A night out at the symphony
Lust: A night out at the Holiday Inn
Marriage: A night out at Sesame Street On Ice

Love: French perfume
Lust: Brut aftershave
Marriage: "The baby needs changing. . ."

Love: Lending your jacket to your love when he/she is cold
Lust: "I can think of a way to stay warm . . ."
Marriage: Your teenaged daughter has borrowed all of your jackets

Love: Talking and cuddling
Lust: Rolling over and falling asleep
Marriage: Getting up to wash your hands . . .

Love: Finding the "Fell in Love on AOL" room
Lust: Finding the "Blonde Dominatrix" room
Marriage: Finding the "Married and Looking" room

Love: Long drives through the countryside
Lust: Long parking sessions at Lover's Lookout
Marriage: Long drives with the kids screaming in the backseat


92 posted on 02/09/2007 10:51:26 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15)
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To: Sherri-D; Darkwolf377

Say cheese...err nuts

93 posted on 02/09/2007 10:51:34 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: sully777

Happy Friday sully!!

94 posted on 02/09/2007 10:55:12 AM PST by Millee (Tagline free since 10/20/06)
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To: ShadowAce; Millee; Xenalyte; najida


Cupid's off on the 14th: They called me up from the Amazon region with a promise of hazard pay.
95 posted on 02/09/2007 10:55:20 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: sully777

Twinkle toes has a special valentine for you.

96 posted on 02/09/2007 10:57:19 AM PST by girlscout
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To: JRios1968

...funny


97 posted on 02/09/2007 10:58:26 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: sully777; nuke rocketeer

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore.

When an eel bites your hand and that's not what you planned
That's a moray.

When our habits are strange and our customs deranged
That's our mores.

When your horse munches straw and the bales total four
That's some more hay.

When Othello's poor wife, she gets stabbed with a knife
That's a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight used a sword in a fight
That's Sa...mur...ai.


98 posted on 02/09/2007 10:58:36 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15)
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To: ErnBatavia; TASMANIANRED

99 posted on 02/09/2007 11:00:40 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: hattend

ROFL!!! Good one!


100 posted on 02/09/2007 11:02:23 AM PST by Millee (Tagline free since 10/20/06)
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