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Yowza: The Official Friday Silliness Thread Salutes Valentines Day
History.com (Links? We don't look at no stinkin links) ^ | 2-10-07 | Sully777

Posted on 02/09/2007 1:31:15 AM PST by sully777

Yowza
It's Friday!


"...While some believe that Valentine's Day is celebrated in the middle of February to commemorate the anniversary of Valentine's death or burial -- which probably occurred around 270 A.D -- others claim that the Christian church may have decided to celebrate Valentine's feast day in the middle of February in an effort to 'christianize' celebrations of the pagan Lupercalia festival. In ancient Rome, February was the official beginning of spring and was considered a time for purification. Houses were ritually cleansed by sweeping them out and then sprinkling salt and a type of wheat called spelt throughout their interiors. Lupercalia, which began at the ides of February, February 15, was a fertility festival dedicated to Faunus, the Roman god of agriculture, as well as to the Roman founders Romulus and Remus.

To begin the festival, members of the Luperci, an order of Roman priests, would gather at the sacred cave where the infants Romulus and Remus, the founders of Rome, were believed to have been cared for by a she-wolf or lupa. The priests would then sacrifice a goat, for fertility, and a dog, for purification.

The boys then sliced the goat's hide into strips, dipped them in the sacrificial blood and took to the streets, gently slapping both women and fields of crops with the goathide strips. Far from being fearful, Roman women welcomed being touched with the hides because it was believed the strips would make them more fertile in the coming year. Later in the day, according to legend, all the young women in the city would place their names in a big urn. The city's bachelors would then each choose a name out of the urn and become paired for the year with his chosen woman. These matches often ended in marriage. Pope Gelasius declared February 14 St. Valentine's Day around 498 A.D. The Roman 'lottery' system for romantic pairing was deemed un-Christian and outlawed..."


So, howzabout
some flowers instead?



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To: girlscout
All better!!!
141 posted on 02/09/2007 1:07:42 PM PST by Millee (Tagline free since 10/20/06)
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To: JimWforBush

142 posted on 02/09/2007 1:27:09 PM PST by JimWforBush (Setec Astronomy)
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To: Millee

143 posted on 02/09/2007 1:29:42 PM PST by HOTTIEBOY (Campers laugh at clowns behind closed doors.)
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To: HOTTIEBOY

LOL - Love the dog one!


144 posted on 02/09/2007 1:49:47 PM PST by Millee (Tagline free since 10/20/06)
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To: Millee

145 posted on 02/09/2007 2:28:43 PM PST by Lucky9teen (Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15)
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To: Lucky9teen; HOTTIEBOY; sully777

146 posted on 02/09/2007 2:37:57 PM PST by Millee (Tagline free since 10/20/06)
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To: macmedic892
LOL! That would be perfect.

That is such a good idea, I am seriously considering it.

147 posted on 02/09/2007 4:04:16 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (Republican, Bostonian, Bush supporter, atheist, pro-lifer)
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To: sully777

It works.


148 posted on 02/09/2007 9:14:20 PM PST by Kate of Spice Island (Sell crazy somewhere else. We're all stocked up here.)
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To: Kate of Spice Island

What works?


149 posted on 02/10/2007 6:31:37 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: sully777


I can't get no dame on account that I'm "not attractive," or "I don't take no shower," or "have a restraining order," or "live in swill."
150 posted on 02/10/2007 6:35:04 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: sully777

151 posted on 02/10/2007 6:39:00 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: sully777
What works?

The Valium I had before my LASIK, apparently.

I posted "It works." on the wrong thread.

How's that for silly?

152 posted on 02/10/2007 7:13:06 AM PST by Kate of Spice Island (Sell crazy somewhere else. We're all stocked up here.)
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To: Kate of Spice Island

Oh yeah...gotta love valium.

I took it for an operation and apparently it acted as truth serum.

Hope you can see better in a few days.


153 posted on 02/10/2007 9:49:59 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: sully777
I see better today!

My left eye is my dominant distance eye so they corrected that one for distance and the right for reading.

So I don't need reading glasses. If I change my mind about the monovision I can get the right eye done for distance, too. But I see just fine because I was a great candidate for the mono.

154 posted on 02/10/2007 6:04:54 PM PST by Kate of Spice Island (Sell crazy somewhere else. We're all stocked up here.)
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To: sully777; rzeznikj at stout; Millee; girlscout
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Actual pulp novel

155 posted on 02/11/2007 11:08:41 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro

Completely apropos...(LOL) 8^)


156 posted on 02/11/2007 12:18:30 PM PST by rzeznikj at stout (Boldly Going Nowhere...)
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To: Darkwolf377; sully777; vipervomit; LiveFreee; Baynative; mattmullenix; MozartLover; blau993; ...

Where's today's silliness?


157 posted on 02/16/2007 7:21:30 AM PST by Kate of Spice Island (This is my tagline...)
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