TWO Penises !!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on 01/26/2007 9:26:05 AM PST by Slings and Arrows
An iguana called Mozart, who has had a permanent erection since he mated a week ago, may have to have his penis cut off if his condition does not subside.
But, even if amputation is necessary, the future is not entirely bleak – the lizards have two penises.
Keepers at Aquatopia Zoo in Antwerp, Belgium, will make their decision tomorrow.
These pics get to me. I was at my parents and they and my aunt were talking about Cindy Sheehan as if she was a great trooper. Oh what I did to keep my mouth shut.
Then we talked about guns. I said we took one with us when we travel by car. They were quick to tell me that we needed a license to do that and I said nope. Then I said I would never hesitate to use one if an intruder came breaking into my home. They were sour on that and then I asked what they would rather do, watch their families get killed, or use that gun before that happened?
I'll admit I had the same thought.
(I don't know if nature prevents that from occurring, since I didn't know this fact about iguanas 'til today.)
I think I know the iguana's name
STACY BROWN GOT TWO
(Silverstein)
Shel Silverstein - 1972
Did you hear bout Stacy brown
(No we didn't but we'd like to)
He had every chick in town
(No he didn't but he tried to)
He had looks, he had class
Do anything to get a little lass
And everyone would shout at him
when he walks his girlies past
They said everybody got one
(Everybody got one)
Everybody got one
(Everybody got one)
Stacy brown got two (Oooh)
Do you know the reason for his success
(No we don't so tell us)
They say that he was double blessed
(Not like you fellas)
They say that Stacy Brown was born
Just a little bit deformed
Still his girl friends
They all wake up smilin' every morn
Singin' everybody got one
(Everybody got one)
Everybody got one
(Everybody got one)
Stacy brown got two (Oooh)
[Guitar Break]
Why they're climbin' up the wall
(Just to get to Stacy)
Young ones run and old ones crawl
(He drives us crazy)
He got two and that's a fact
But no one knows where the other one's at
On his elbow, on his knee
Or underneath his hat
Singin' everybody got one
(Everybody got one)
Everybody got one
(Everybody got one)
Stacy brown got two (Oooh)
He got two, I tell you truth it's a fact
No I ain't seen him, but no I mean it's a fact
Well that's what my old lady told me
No I don't know why she knows, how did she know
Maybe somebody told her, huh
Gossip, maybe it's gossip, how did she know
Maybe just seems like two
I wanna talk to that woman
Singin' everybody got one
(Everybody got one)
Everybody got one
(Everybody got one)
Stacy brown got two (Oooh)
Maybe you're right. Maybe it just seems that way.
Kinda seems like a waste, don't it?
I mean for all iguanas except *this* guy! :-D
You gets what you pays for when you come to chat.
Hear, hear!! :)
LOL! The woman angle didn't occur to me, but now that you mention it... ;-)
That was a whole lotta antidote there...whew
TWO Penises !!!!!!!!!!!
That is convenient! But, seeing as lizard's tails grow back if they are cut off, do their willies grow back too? :-P
Why? Half of them don't use the one they've got now! LOL! Now, you know I'm going to be in big trouble! LOL! ;o)
I bet Hillary is watching....Bill better look out
There's an easy way to find out: Locate an iguana mohel, and ask him "Get many repeat customers?"
What, your car doesn't have a spare tire?
An iguana codpiece!
Is your last name "Bobbitt" by chance. LOL!
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