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EYE FIX BACKFIRES ON CELEBUTARD
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Posted on 01/19/2007 5:09:56 PM PST by dynachrome
January 19, 2007 -- WHEN Paris Hilton decided to turn her brown eyes blue with tinted contacts, she might have hurt her already suffering eye lids. ----snip---- The muscles of her left eye were supposedly damaged as a result, "causing it to droop more than the right" - a look that was once parodied on "South Park."
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TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Humor; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: celebutard; contacts; hilton; paris
With a headline like that, how could I resist!
To: EveningStar
Ping. Paris Hilton and S.P. reference.
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posted on
01/19/2007 5:11:28 PM PST
by
dynachrome
("Where am I? Where am I going? Why am I in a handbasket?")
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posted on
01/19/2007 5:14:11 PM PST
by
STARWISE
(They (Rats) think of this WOT as Bush's war, not America's war-RichardMiniter, respected OBL author)
To: dynachrome
One word
"Cockeyed"
I'll say no more.
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posted on
01/19/2007 5:21:58 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Peace without victory is a temporary illusion.)
To: cripplecreek
To: dynachrome
Paris Hilton is hot.
To: dynachrome
We now know why she shed her underwear. Who's gonna be looking at her eyes??????
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posted on
01/19/2007 5:24:56 PM PST
by
GoldCountryRedneck
("Idiocy - Never under estimate the power of stupid people in large numbers" - despair.com)
To: cripplecreek
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posted on
01/19/2007 5:26:56 PM PST
by
dynachrome
("Where am I? Where am I going? Why am I in a handbasket?")
To: dynachrome
To: dynachrome
It sure does seem that celebritramp crowd is having a bad 2007. Lohan's liver, Spear's clothing issues, drinking and possible bun in the oven and now this.
To: Dutch Boy
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posted on
01/19/2007 6:58:56 PM PST
by
rlmorel
(Islamofacism: It is all fun and games until someone puts an eye out. Or chops off a head.)
To: rlmorel
Don't fergit Lohan. Ol' firecrotch.
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posted on
01/19/2007 7:04:35 PM PST
by
dynachrome
("Where am I? Where am I going? Why am I in a handbasket?")
To: dynachrome
CELEBUTARDWell, I learned a new word today.
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posted on
01/19/2007 10:43:55 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(Tell Tom Vilsack to WEAR THE BEAR!)
To: Slings and Arrows
Something else this thread could use: a leotard.
To: rlmorel
Do you have a link to the uncensored version of that pic?
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posted on
01/20/2007 4:48:13 AM PST
by
CTOCS
(Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.)
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