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snowcrest.net (Pig Latin-English translator) ^ | 1-19-07 | sully777

[sully777]

Yes! It's Another Friday.

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Esyay! It'sway Anotherway Idayfray.

[ErnBatavia]

[TheKidster]

Here's another law -

A man who uses a loofa to apply frangrant shower gel when bathing shall be strangles with said loofa.

[sully777]

"What's wrong, honey?" She replied, "What happened to my booger?

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Ewwww....Funny story though. A friend caught his kid working in the nose mines. He told him to stop digging and the boy replied, "I can't Dad -- I'm addicted to the stuff."

[TheKidster]

I actually bought that for my wife this christmas!

[TheKidster]

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A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey,
you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, buddy, I think it is only fair --
given that you are blind -- that you should know "five things":

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black
belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a profes-
sional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional
wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister! Do you still wanna tell
that joke?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

[sully777]

I must agree that law #26 needs some tweaking. Every guy knows that if they are forced to watch ice skating, there is always some routines that are mesmerizing.

[fredhead]

True story...Knew an Ensign on the USS JFK years ago, named Johnny Bloom (name NOT changed to protect the innocent), who had the bad habit of pickong his nose and disposing of the pickings 2 inches below said nose.

This Ensign was on watch in Damage Control Central when I went down there to sign a daily report. The Chief Engineer (a Commander) was there, as well. It just so happened that the Chief Engineer caught Ensign Bloom in the act of nose mining.

The Chief Engineer yelled out, "BLOOM!!!! GET THE F*** OUT OF MY CONTROL!!!!! AND DON'T YOU EVER COME BACK!!!!"

Said Ensign was transferred from Engineering Dept. to Supply Dept. within the week.

[sully777]

#21 Now I know why I can talk for hours on the phone, and hold the listener's full undivided attention!

[sully777]

Funny funny stuff.

[sully777]

Most guys would cite that any guy with perfumed shower gel is in violation of the spirit of ManLaw, unless said gel is prescription strength anti-bacterial or anti-fungal gel.

[ErnBatavia]

I bought one several years ago, and then 3 or 4 as "business gifts" (carefully selected recipients....)

I also sent one that Christmas to my brother but forgot the batteries - it pissed him off that he couldn't get any batteries on Christmas

[fredhead]

Hey!! I use body wash!!! It's from Old Spice!!!

"Feel the spray in you face and the wind at your back"

[Rummyfan]

GROAN.......

[sully777]

John Winger: Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination.

[points to the soldier next to him] Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it. I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I'm gonna volunteer my leadership to this platoon. An army without leaders is like a foot without a big toe. And Sergeant Hulka is always gonna be here to be that big toe for us. I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe... Sergeant Hulka.

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Sergeant Hulka: Well, okay, hotshot. We're gonna see what kind of soldier you are.

~~Stripes (1981)

[RockinRight]

Great stuff!!!!

[sully777]

Did you catch the new Old Spice commercial during the playoffs? The picture of the ship in the back had me rolling.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af1OxkFOK18

[sully777]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LDk0t-SbAA (Classic John Candy as The Ox in Stripes)

[sully777]

I switched from Coast to Irish Spring because they started naming my soaps after sea breezes and manly orchards.

I was about as confused as when they renamed my antiperspirant.

[girlscout]

[girlscout]

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