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A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey,
you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, buddy, I think it is only fair --
given that you are blind -- that you should know "five things":
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black
belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a profes-
sional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional
wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister! Do you still wanna tell
that joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Funny funny stuff.