[Kolokotronis]

Darwin Award Winner.

[Jedi Master Pikachu]

Some Asian cultures seem to take life too lightly.

[Citizen Tom Paine]

That boy had not yet realized that there are more pretty girls that one.

[Jakarta ex-pat]

It's Saddam's fault.

Mo wait, it must be...

[GSlob]

Natural selection at work. Besides, he did his potreotic* duty, as his country suffers from overpopulation.
*- spelling intentional.

[Mr. Brightside]

Who hasn't wanted to do that after a blind date?

[x]

Okay, it wasn't that good. Just keep repeating to yourself: "It's only a movie. It's only a movie..."

[Cogadh na Sith]

I think we've all been there.....

[csvset]

lost his appetite

Heck, he could have eaten her, and gone back a few hours later, hungry again.

[Ramius]

Wow... she must have been ~really~ ugly. Powerful, mind-killing ugly. Ugly like that needs to be very carefully controlled.

Hopefully the Chinese military won't get hold of this new weapon. We should assemble a strike team to make sure.

[RedRover]

This may call for a non-ping.

[lowbridge]

The girl described herself as a beautiful 19-year-old and the pair chatted on the Web for weeks before arranging a December 26 rendezvous in the nearby city of Mudanjiang, in far northeastern Heilongjiang province. The boy arrived to discover the woman far less attractive than advertised

The boy immediately returned home, lost his appetite, and four days later hanged himself from a tree.

I'd say the kids family has a good case against Helen Thomas.

[Dysart]

the woman -- known by her chat moniker "Qunjiaofeiyang", or "Flying Skirt"

Hey, I think I know her... wait, that was "psycho gold-digging skirt". Never mind.

[martin_fierro]

IBTHTP
nehehi
 felox
 o em!
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[CzarNicky]

countdown to the Helen Thomas picture. three, two, one...

[CarrotAndStick]

Just damn.

[TADSLOS]

"Flying Skirt"

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there...

[Dallas59]

Choose...

[SamAdams76]

Well you have to understand that in China, there is a great shortage of women. Many women are aborted because families are only allowed one child and most all of them want boys.

So the expression "there are a lot of fish in the ocean" doesn't necessary hold true with respect to girls in China.

[Jaysun]

The only blind date I ever went on ended badly. Her guide dog kept jumping onto the table and eating off my plate. So I quietly left while she talked about her knitting projects.