S.U.V. Kills Boxer, 28, in a Dispute Outside a Bar

New York Times ^ | January 1, 2007 | MICHAEL WILSON and KATE HAMMER

[ConservativeStatement]

A professional boxer was killed in the Bronx early yesterday when a barroom argument spilled outside and one of the men involved drove his sport utility vehicle into a group of people on the sidewalk, the police and witnesses said.

The fight began inside the Moonlight Restaurant and Bar on Belmont Avenue in Belmont, apparently brought on by arguments over which Albanian clan was superior, witnesses said.

[ConservativeStatement]

Judging by the headline: Killer SUVs must be on the prowl (sarcasm).

[stop_fascism]

Man, never get in an argument with a drunk SUV.

[NittanyLion]

The fight began inside the Moonlight Restaurant and Bar on Belmont Avenue in Belmont, apparently brought on by arguments over which Albanian clan was superior, witnesses said.

It's pretty much common knowledge that SUVs have strong feelings over Albanian clans. The deceased should have exercised more discretion.

[Migraine]

brought on by arguments over which Albanian clan was superior

...or, more aptly stated: "over which albanian clan sucks less...

[teacherwoes]

there should be a law against drunken SUVs

[Smokin' Joe]

This just would not happen if they hadn't started putting all that ethanol in the gasoline. You know those SUVs drink a lot...

[TADSLOS]

Never bring a pair of legs to an SUV fight.

[PAR35]

S.U.V. Kills Boxer, 28, in a Dispute Outside a Bar

As long as the SUV killed a boxer instead of a pit bull, the mods won't pull the thread.

[John Jorsett]

In other news, a rope attacked and killed Saddam Hussein last week ...

[indcons]

Terrorism factoid - most Albanians (>70%) are muslims, and radical Islamists at that.

[ConservativeStatement]

LMAO. Damn ropes.

[Mr. Mojo]

S.U.V. Kills Boxer

Saw it the other day in a commerical. The blue Rockem Sockem Robot ventured outside after beating his red robotic opponent and then proceeded to pound away on the nearest object -- A Dodge truck. The truck was victorious.

[mtbopfuyn]

Bad, bad SUV.

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

Who are these Headline writers?

[GSlob]

'Man, never get in an argument with a drunk SUV.:"
Well, if you happen to drive a tank, then I believe you can.

[siznartuf]

The SUV must have been really p*st -- their usually docile vehicles. It must have felt very despondent after realizing what it had done.

[siznartuf]

"Who are these Headline writers?"

I don't know 'who' they are; but I know 'what' they are...the word starts with an 'I'

[mikrofon]

The poor slug never had a chance-

[HarleyLady27]

Does this ring like the 'bridegroom' and its all the police's fault????????????????

[Firefigher NC]

Only the police and military should have SUV's.