Judging by the headline: Killer SUVs must be on the prowl (sarcasm).
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Man, never get in an argument with a drunk SUV.
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
The fight began inside the Moonlight Restaurant and Bar on Belmont Avenue in Belmont, apparently brought on by arguments over which Albanian clan was superior, witnesses said. It's pretty much common knowledge that SUVs have strong feelings over Albanian clans. The deceased should have exercised more discretion.
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
brought on by arguments over which Albanian clan was superior...or, more aptly stated: "over which albanian clan sucks less...
4 posted on
01/01/2007 12:36:16 PM PST by
Migraine
(...diversity is great (until it happens to you)...)
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Never bring a pair of legs to an SUV fight.
7 posted on
01/01/2007 12:36:34 PM PST by
TADSLOS
(Mohammed was the L. Ron Hubbard of his time.)
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
S.U.V. Kills Boxer, 28, in a Dispute Outside a BarAs long as the SUV killed a boxer instead of a pit bull, the mods won't pull the thread.
8 posted on
01/01/2007 12:36:46 PM PST by
PAR35
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
In other news, a rope attacked and killed Saddam Hussein last week ...
9 posted on
01/01/2007 12:36:54 PM PST by
John Jorsett
(scam never sleeps)
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Terrorism factoid - most Albanians (>70%) are muslims, and radical Islamists at that.
10 posted on
01/01/2007 12:37:39 PM PST by
indcons
(Fellow FReepers - Best Wishes for 2007.)
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
S.U.V. Kills Boxer Saw it the other day in a commerical. The blue Rockem Sockem Robot ventured outside after beating his red robotic opponent and then proceeded to pound away on the nearest object -- A Dodge truck. The truck was victorious.
12 posted on
01/01/2007 12:38:16 PM PST by
Mr. Mojo
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
13 posted on
01/01/2007 12:43:05 PM PST by
mtbopfuyn
(I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
The SUV must have been really p*st -- their usually docile vehicles. It must have felt very despondent after realizing what it had done.
16 posted on
01/01/2007 12:50:54 PM PST by
siznartuf
(If I Hear "Jobs Americans Won't Do" One More ^%&^%^%# Time)
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
The poor slug never had a chance-
18 posted on
01/01/2007 1:06:27 PM PST by
mikrofon
(And he coulda been a contenda....)
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Does this ring like the 'bridegroom' and its all the police's fault????????????????
19 posted on
01/01/2007 1:15:38 PM PST by
HarleyLady27
(My ? to libs: "Do they ever shut up on your planet?" "Grow your own DOPE: Plant a LIB!")
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Only the police and military should have SUV's.
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
What's really funny (not the death; I never make light of that...)....is the fact that the NY Slimes actually PAYS these people to write this badly. Unreal.
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
“He was trying to break up the fight,” Blessed be the peace maker.
23 posted on
01/01/2007 2:28:22 PM PST by
Pontiac
(All are worthy of freedom, none are incapable.)
To: aculeus; dighton; Thinkin' Gal; general_re
The Old Grey Lady gets even hoarier.
25 posted on
01/01/2007 2:51:55 PM PST by
AnnaZ
(I keep 2 magnums in my desk.One's a gun and I keep it loaded.Other's a bottle and it keeps me loaded)
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
That does it!
A couple of weeks ago an SUV chased down and shot a kid who was throwing stuff at it. Now this.
I just went out and took the keys away from my wife's SUV so that it can't go wild unexpectedly and pull some stunt like this.
26 posted on
01/01/2007 3:15:13 PM PST by
43north
(7 of 11 living things are insects. This explains liberals and islamofascists.)
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
It's time to ban these damn things. Oh I know other vehicles hit people too, but SUVs are so big and strong that when they hit someone they kill them. It should be illegal to have one and if you do have one it should be attached to a cable and behind a strong, high fence.>Sarc
31 posted on
01/02/2007 11:28:56 AM PST by
BruceysMom
( Owned by an Ovcharka)
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