Santa Claus has just been spotted over Bluefield, WV.
It's still a little sketchy, but an airline pilot was able to snap this unclear photograph. The USO..."Unidentified Santa-like Object"...has been circled for clarity.
Santa seems to be a tad behind this year, but usually, that's good news; it means the average Total Goodness Output (TGO) has been especially strong. And a high TGO almost inevitable means a healthy TPI (Total Present Input).
Obviously, Santa has opted to skip the Middle East again this year (with exception to brief visits to our fine troops stationed in Iraq and Afghanistan). He's also clearly headed East-to-West...the smart thing to do in light of time zone changes.
Further bulletins as events warrant.