To: 38special; aft_lizard; abishai; A knight without armor; Alberta's Child; Allegra; Amityschild; ...
Guys...everyone, listen...no joke:
Santa Claus has just been spotted over Bluefield, WV.
It's still a little sketchy, but an airline pilot was able to snap this unclear photograph. The USO..."Unidentified Santa-like Object"...has been circled for clarity.
Santa seems to be a tad behind this year, but usually, that's good news; it means the average Total Goodness Output (TGO) has been especially strong. And a high TGO almost inevitable means a healthy TPI (Total Present Input).
Obviously, Santa has opted to skip the Middle East again this year (with exception to brief visits to our fine troops stationed in Iraq and Afghanistan). He's also clearly headed East-to-West...the smart thing to do in light of time zone changes.
Further bulletins as events warrant.
193 posted on
12/24/2006 6:39:43 PM PST by
pcottraux
(It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
To: pcottraux
awright! now lets just hope some deer hunter doesn't have some shots go astray!
194 posted on
12/24/2006 6:43:20 PM PST by
DollyCali
(Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
To: pcottraux
To: pcottraux
That's him I bet. He might have come in from South America or at least the Pacific...
198 posted on
12/24/2006 6:59:27 PM PST by
Dallas59
(PROTECT YOURSELF FROM ISLAM, EAT BACON!)
To: pcottraux
According to NORAD, he was in Peru not too long ago...about an hour or two ago. He must have come to the U.S. after that.
199 posted on
12/24/2006 7:01:51 PM PST by
ilovew
(Merry Christmas to all of our brave soldiers who are far from home this Christmas.)
To: pcottraux
As was said in the 1973 version of Miracle on 34th street(my favorite)::
"I see that the Santa Claus delusion knows no age boundaries".
212 posted on
12/24/2006 9:12:44 PM PST by
Rca2000
(True believers who practice what they preach are rare nowdays.)
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