[goldstategop]

A guy's politically incorrect barber:

WOWZA!

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus

[al baby]

What happens if Mr. Happy shows up?

[advertising guy]

my mirrored shoes reveal she ain't no natural blond..............luv them shoes !

[SteveMcKing]

Many industries attempt to control people by "professionalizing" certain jobs.

It's like a "burger technician" or "sanitation engineer". They are forcing professional standards on lowly jobs, only to control the workers in some way.

Private businesses might not like it, but many companies embrace the practice.

[LasVegasMac]

Gee, I have never taken a road trip for a haircut...but...

[EveningStar]

CALLER: Well, first of all, let me say that it's an honor to be on your show, and please keep up the good work.

RUSH: Thank you, sir. I shall, because only I can really do it.

CALLER: Sir?

RUSH: Only I can really do it. Everybody else is a pretender.

I'd like to think Rush has his tongue in his cheek, but he does this stuff so often that I'm beginning to think he's serious. :(

[Tim Long]

Imagine everyone's surprise to see "GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS" on a barbershop sign. : )