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1 posted on 12/01/2006 12:39:46 AM PST by Zakeet
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To: Zakeet

Call ME a turkey, will ya?


2 posted on 12/01/2006 12:40:56 AM PST by endthematrix ("If it's not the Crusades, it's the cartoons.")
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To: Zakeet

Call ME a turkey, will ya?


3 posted on 12/01/2006 12:40:59 AM PST by endthematrix ("If it's not the Crusades, it's the cartoons.")
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To: Zakeet

Who are you calling turkey, turkey?!

4 posted on 12/01/2006 12:41:39 AM PST by Silly (Still being... Silly)
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To: Zakeet
trying to force his estranged wife into an oven on Thanksgiving in front of their five children.

"Okay, you kids! Who wants a drumstick -- ?!?" :)

5 posted on 12/01/2006 12:43:34 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("On 11/07/06, 'true' conservatives and 'rat traitors joined forces to bring Sharia law to America.")
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To: Zakeet

This goes along with the microwaved baby. Disgusting.


7 posted on 12/01/2006 12:54:07 AM PST by Jedi Master Pikachu ( For the Republic.)
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At one point during the (Thanksgiving) fight, Jackson allegedly attempted to stuff his wife inside the kitchen oven,

Wonder if she had one of those pop-up temperature thingies in her?

8 posted on 12/01/2006 12:56:20 AM PST by Allegra (Can't Talk Now...I'm Busy Looking for That Civil War the Media Keeps Talking About)
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To: Zakeet

Maybe he wanted rump roast instead of turkey.


9 posted on 12/01/2006 2:52:34 AM PST by Boston Blackie
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To: Zakeet

FYI, from the place names (Decatur, Conyers, Rockdale County) this appears to be suburban Atlanta.

And now I'm reminded of all those Warner Brothers cartoons with Daffy Duck sitting in the oven basting himself...

}:-)4


10 posted on 12/01/2006 4:32:12 AM PST by Moose4 (Baa havoc, and let slip the sheep of war.)
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To: Zakeet

Seriously, I can't pick which descriptions in this are the most comical.


12 posted on 12/01/2006 4:34:13 AM PST by ShadowDancer (No autopsy, no foul.)
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