Who are you calling turkey, turkey?!
Posted on 12/01/2006 12:39:45 AM PST by Zakeet
A man has been arrested after allegedly trying to force his estranged wife into an oven on Thanksgiving in front of their five children.
Martin Luther Jackson, 31, of Decatur, has been charged with aggravated assault, aggravated battery, cruelty to children and possession of marijuana after the Nov. 23 incident, said Sgt. Jodi Shupe of the Rockdale County Sheriff's Office.
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At one point during the (Thanksgiving) fight, Jackson allegedly attempted to stuff his wife inside the kitchen oven, which had been left on to heat the house, Shupe said. The woman escaped and went to the sheriff's office with visible head injuries, Shupe said.
Investigators found Jackson hiding under a bed at his mother's house in Decatur, where he had been living since the separation, Shupe said.
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Call ME a turkey, will ya?
Call ME a turkey, will ya?
Who are you calling turkey, turkey?!
"Okay, you kids! Who wants a drumstick -- ?!?" :)
For your list...? :)
This goes along with the microwaved baby. Disgusting.
Wonder if she had one of those pop-up temperature thingies in her?
Maybe he wanted rump roast instead of turkey.
FYI, from the place names (Decatur, Conyers, Rockdale County) this appears to be suburban Atlanta.
And now I'm reminded of all those Warner Brothers cartoons with Daffy Duck sitting in the oven basting himself...
}:-)4
Bugs Bunny sitting in a pot of stew asking "What ya cooking doc?"
Rabbit Stew
Seriously, I can't pick which descriptions in this are the most comical.
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