Posted on 11/29/2006 8:27:35 AM PST by dead
Three girls, increasingly famous for making spectacularly bad choices, marshaling their collective brain power to navigate the booths and banquettes at Hyde or Spider Club or wherever it is they're drinking it off on any given night.
Paris Hilton, her frenemy Lindsay Lohan, and newly separated Britney Spears: three party girls without a care (babies? what babies?), a high tolerance for alcohol, or a good publicist.
In the past week, Spears - who has a 1-year-old and 2-month-old at home - has spent every single night partying with Hilton (and, occasionally, Lohan). A quick study, Spears - long absent from the scene, what with being married and pregnant and all - has already picked up such "It" girl tricks as how to make sure your picture winds up everywhere. Such as, don't wear underwear and flash your crotch while pretending you hate the paparazzi and tearfully beg for them to leave you alone.
After dumping Kevin Federline, Spears seemed like she was on the upswing: She cut her hair. She looked like she was bathing regularly. She celebrated her separation with some wholesome ice-skating at Rockefeller Center and even more wholesome shopping - for chunky sweaters and beanie caps! - at the Gap. She started recording her comeback album, working late nights at the Sony studios in Manhattan.
Then she took off for a Vegas weekend, where she reconnected with old friend Hilton, and then Lindsay Lohan started angling to get in on this power clique, which she eventually did, and now all is well and the trio go clubbing every night, smoking and drinking and having dance-offs. Surely they talk to each other too, but trying to guess what their conversations sound like is enough to make anyone's head explode...
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Phew......
As Jay Leno said, Paris Hilton is turning out to the be smart one of the three. Now that IS scary.
A bit of advice from a mom of three to Britney Spears,1)Drop the bimbo companions,2) wear panties when you leave the house (make sure they are clean; 3)and most importantly, TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHILDREN!
Slut-o-rama would be just as good.
Am I the ONLY one who is glad she was photographed without her underoos?? ;^)
I had a chance to get with all three of them, but I sent the Pakistani guy from "That 70s Show" in my place out of concern for venereal disease.
Do any of them need an escort? I'd be happy to do my part. :)
How did you miss this(:
I prefer "slutocracy."
Hope you've had your shots.
This picture is a lot better than the new ones I saw yesterday...I honestly threw up a bit in my mouth.
What's scary is the legion of slobbering neanderthals who hang on every utterance these willowy airheads belch.
Better yet, go ahead and swim upstream, but do not spawn.
Your progeny and contributions to the gene pool are not needed and or welcome.
Why wear them if you're just gonna lose them?
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