Posted on 11/17/2006 1:20:37 AM PST by sully777
My friend Max hates going up steep hills.
He's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max
When fishermen get too competitive, they start suffering from pier pressure.
When asked about subatomic particles, the physicist lepton the question.
The politician had to slash the budget, so he held a fund razor
I saw that episode and it did work, but it only got up to about 1000mph
The bicycle salesman had broken his ankle and was thus unable to peddle his wares.
My speech about the jet-stream wasn't well received. They said it was too long winded.
The name of my attorney is Susan Jones. I sometimes refer to her as Sue the Lawyer.
Is that pun a nod to the topic of the day?
j/k...
They accused her of stealing the broach but they just couldn't pin it on her.
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
a pool table!
Don't know......
What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
There's warnings of a new disease found in soft butter.
Apparently it spreads very easily.
The French restaurant had five dishwashing basins. They were known as the kitchen cinq.
Sorry, that should be 100
But unlike the common cold... it speads more easily when it is warm
I saw that one, too. The problem I had with it was that they angled the rocket down about 5 degrees and the car's suspension added another few degrees. Had they used a stock suspension and mounted the rocket with a little bit of upward tilt, I'd bet that they could have come close to the myth.
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