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Never put your gun in your pants
Globe and Mail ^
| November 16, 2006
| Associated Press
Posted on 11/16/2006 10:09:24 PM PST by Zakeet
WICHITA, Kan. — A botched kidnapping ended with one of the assailants shooting himself in the groin, police said.
The man had just stuck the gun in his waistband when it fired, shooting him in the left testicle, authorities said. He cringed, causing the gun to fire again and strike him in the left calf, they said.
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KEYWORDS: accident; darwin; doh; duuuuuuh; gun; moronathon; oopsicrappedmypants
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Does this qualify for half a Darwin award, or does the poor slob get the whole prize?
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posted on
11/16/2006 10:09:26 PM PST
by
Zakeet
To: Zakeet
This is FreeRepublic. This post now constitutes "An Oldy But a Goody" :)
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posted on
11/16/2006 10:10:50 PM PST
by
MarkeyD
(The tree of liberty must from time to time be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots.)
To: Zakeet
What are the odds of a lowlife shooting his BB sized testicle without even aiming the gun?
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posted on
11/16/2006 10:17:15 PM PST
by
peeps36
(Rebuild Iraq's Army And Send It Over To Kick Iran In The Teeth)
To: Zakeet
So what kind of gun can discharge itself not once but again?
This sounds like something a gun-control person would write.
I checked the full story on the site, but I don't buy it.
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posted on
11/16/2006 10:17:17 PM PST
by
gb63
To: Zakeet; MarkeyD
We're going to keep posting it until he gets the other one, they say most criminals are repeat offenders.
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posted on
11/16/2006 10:17:27 PM PST
by
jazusamo
(Murtha still owes the Haditha Marines an apology-See DogMurtha.com.)
To: Zakeet
A half of a Darwin is applicable here. Had he not cringed as much and shot his right testicle as well, he would qualify for the full Dawin award. He's just a nutter.
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posted on
11/16/2006 10:18:06 PM PST
by
afnamvet
(It is what it is.)
To: jazusamo
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posted on
11/16/2006 10:18:39 PM PST
by
MarkeyD
(The tree of liberty must from time to time be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots.)
To: afnamvet
"He's just a nutter."
You mean he's a no-nutter....
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posted on
11/16/2006 10:19:14 PM PST
by
gb63
To: Zakeet
To: Zakeet
"That really is a gun in my pocket, and I was glad to see you before it went off..."
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posted on
11/16/2006 10:21:28 PM PST
by
WestVirginiaRebel
(Common sense will do to liberalism what the atomic bomb did to Nagasaki-Rush Limbaugh)
To: gb63
Nah, he still has one left. If both are shot, he becomes nutless.
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posted on
11/16/2006 10:21:48 PM PST
by
afnamvet
(It is what it is.)
To: Zakeet
He definitely gets the whole prize. What an idiot. It's not often you see victims of a traumatic experience like a kidnapping walk away at the end of the ordeal laughing their @sses off.
To: gb63
To: Zakeet
he went from an Almond Joy to Mounds...........hehehe
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posted on
11/16/2006 10:23:02 PM PST
by
advertising guy
(If computer skills named us, I'd be back-space delete.)
To: Zakeet
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posted on
11/16/2006 10:26:04 PM PST
by
hosepipe
(CAUTION: This propaganda is laced with hyperbole)
To: Zakeet
He would have to have shot a two-fer to win the Darwin award.
To: Zakeet
hehehehe-
Now somebody needs to take care of the other ball, gean pool purification.
To: Zakeet
I'm amazed he took the gun out during the walk to the ER. How did he stop from cringing on the second shot?
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posted on
11/16/2006 10:29:23 PM PST
by
Ruth A.
(we might as well fight in the first ditch as the last)
To: Zakeet
Never put your gun in your pants*SIGH*...
This is my rifle, this is my gun...
LOL!
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posted on
11/16/2006 10:29:31 PM PST
by
roamer_1
To: Zakeet
Wow, someone who actually did give his left nut!
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posted on
11/16/2006 10:35:42 PM PST
by
aruanan
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