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Does this qualify for half a Darwin award, or does the poor slob get the whole prize?
1 posted on 11/16/2006 10:09:26 PM PST by Zakeet
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This is FreeRepublic. This post now constitutes "An Oldy But a Goody" :)


2 posted on 11/16/2006 10:10:50 PM PST by MarkeyD (The tree of liberty must from time to time be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots.)
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What are the odds of a lowlife shooting his BB sized testicle without even aiming the gun?


3 posted on 11/16/2006 10:17:15 PM PST by peeps36 (Rebuild Iraq's Army And Send It Over To Kick Iran In The Teeth)
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So what kind of gun can discharge itself not once but again?
This sounds like something a gun-control person would write.
I checked the full story on the site, but I don't buy it.


4 posted on 11/16/2006 10:17:17 PM PST by gb63
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A half of a Darwin is applicable here. Had he not cringed as much and shot his right testicle as well, he would qualify for the full Dawin award. He's just a nutter.


6 posted on 11/16/2006 10:18:06 PM PST by afnamvet (It is what it is.)
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http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1738811/posts


9 posted on 11/16/2006 10:20:51 PM PST by Andy from Beaverton (I'm so anti-pc, I use a Mac)
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"That really is a gun in my pocket, and I was glad to see you before it went off..."


10 posted on 11/16/2006 10:21:28 PM PST by WestVirginiaRebel (Common sense will do to liberalism what the atomic bomb did to Nagasaki-Rush Limbaugh)
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He definitely gets the whole prize. What an idiot. It's not often you see victims of a traumatic experience like a kidnapping walk away at the end of the ordeal laughing their @sses off.


12 posted on 11/16/2006 10:22:09 PM PST by Nathan Zachary
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he went from an Almond Joy to Mounds...........hehehe


14 posted on 11/16/2006 10:23:02 PM PST by advertising guy (If computer skills named us, I'd be back-space delete.)
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DO'H....


15 posted on 11/16/2006 10:26:04 PM PST by hosepipe (CAUTION: This propaganda is laced with hyperbole)
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He would have to have shot a two-fer to win the Darwin award.


16 posted on 11/16/2006 10:26:54 PM PST by generalhammond (ouch)
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hehehehe-

Now somebody needs to take care of the other ball, gean pool purification.


17 posted on 11/16/2006 10:27:09 PM PST by spaatzcadet
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I'm amazed he took the gun out during the walk to the ER. How did he stop from cringing on the second shot?


18 posted on 11/16/2006 10:29:23 PM PST by Ruth A. (we might as well fight in the first ditch as the last)
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Never put your gun in your pants

*SIGH*...

This is my rifle, this is my gun...

LOL!

19 posted on 11/16/2006 10:29:31 PM PST by roamer_1
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Wow, someone who actually did give his left nut!
20 posted on 11/16/2006 10:35:42 PM PST by aruanan
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There appears to be an epidemic of morons shooting themselves in the nuts since the Democrats won the election. See here for example: Five years for shooting self in the testicles

Even though this is a tragic story and not IN THE LEAST BIT FUNNY, there's some bemused commentary about it here : Adding insult to getting shot in the nuts...

21 posted on 11/16/2006 10:35:59 PM PST by Grim
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This guy is in the running for 1st prize! Right up there with the guy who tore himself up while breaking into a glass store (go figure!), then called the police to out.

I've got a personal one. Former nasty neigbor decides to disrespect his latest girlfriend. I called the police. Suddenly, it got really quiet. Then there was one turn of a siren. Two muscleheads had come upon the scene, and "explained it to him", right before the police arrived. He was the last seen heading to the hospital. Further proof of his stupidity, is that he had what looked to be a pistol in his waitband that turned out to be a knife!


22 posted on 11/16/2006 10:38:09 PM PST by oneamericanvoice
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25 posted on 11/17/2006 6:54:18 AM PST by Dick Vomer (liberals suck......... but it depends on what your definition of the word "suck" is.)
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