Hope he's not eating these. It's just something I heard about.
Posted on 11/12/2006 11:16:06 AM PST by DogByte6RER
Thai zoo to use videos to teach panda to mate
Nov. 11, 2006. 07:34 AM
REUTERS
BANGKOK — A Thai zoo, which has hosted a couple of pandas for four years, will play "porn" videos for the male next month to encourage them to breed in captivity, the project manager said on Saturday.
The pair — living chastely together at the zoo in the northern city of Chiang Mai since arriving from China in 2003 — would be separated in December, but stay close enough for occasional glimpses of each other, said panda project chief Prasertsak Buntrakoonpoontawee.
"They don't know how to mate so we need to show the male how, through videos," Prasertsak told Reuters.
He said Chuang Chuang, the six-year-old male, would be shown the videos on a large screen when he might be feeling amorous.
"We'll play the video at the most comfortable and intimate time for him, perhaps after dinner," Prasertsak said, hoping Chuang Chuang would then use the techniques on Lin Hui, a five-year-old female.
The zoo is hosting a four-day international panda conference that starts on Monday, drawing 200 wildlife and panda specialists from around the world.
Hope he's not eating these. It's just something I heard about.
If a panda needs a video to figure out how to put tab A into slot B, the panda's problem is greater than simple lack of knowledge.
Whole new meaning to "doggy stye".
I say let them evolve their way out of it.
Humor ping. You couldn't make this stuff up.
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In some jurisdictions this is considered Pandaring.
LOL, panda porn, now that ain't right!
Look who remembered his password!!!1!!one!
LOL, i had to have the Man Behind the Curtain reset it.
How you been?
Do the videos come with cheesy music, too?
...KITTY PORN!
Geeeeez!
I hope they don't show them "Deep Throat" or they'll never get the hang of procreation.
Ping!
I pre-emptively declare blood-vengence on anyone who posts a panda with Helen Thomas's face Photoshopped in.
Die, they must die
You make Sexual Harrassment Panda sad... :-(
Mark
lol
That was a great SouthPark episode!
I was just thinking...
Since the pandas are from Communist China, all pandas should strictly fall under the Chinese government's "one child" policy. What is good for humans is good for pandas too!
Have you spade or neutered your panda today?
put it before congress
I'm sure they appropriate the funds for it
tuck it in with something important
like, say, increasing taxes
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Ah, the whims.
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