Agenda for the Democratic National Convention for 2008 (One More Vanity)

HoosierHawk ^ | November 8, 2006 | HoosierHawk

[HoosierHawk]

Agenda for the Democratic National Convention for 2008:

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning

7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.

7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton

8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.

8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding-- Barney Frank Presiding.

8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan-- Susan Sarandon.

9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender-- French President Jacques Chirac

9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund

9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay...Sean Penn

9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton

9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented the Truth in Broadcasting award, by Michael Moore

9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

10:00 P.M. How George W. Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers-- Howard Dean

10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad

11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet

11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals-- John Kerry

11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Ms. Rodham Clinton

12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home.

[HoosierHawk]

I've read so many vanities today, I decided to post my own.

I received this in an email from a liberal friend with a sense of humor.

[aft_lizard]

12:10 Ted agrees. Bill proposes a toast.

[Chickensoup]

November 8, 2006 Republican Party bows to Democrats, falls down, rolls over and says in unison: Take me!

[HoosierHawk]

And when they're ready to leave, Bill goes home to enjoy his lovely bride. :)

[RepublicanFreeper]

oh god

[HoosierHawk]

Too harsh? Should I remove it?

[HoosierHawk]

OK. Ted and his wife get up in the morning and golf.

We gotta laugh.

[RepublicanFreeper]

no not at all

i was just thinking about it and it will happen like you said

[RepublicanFreeper]

true, they need to articulate their message better.

[Chickensoup]

true, they need to articulate their message better.

Well, that's an understatement!