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The Official Friday Silliness Thread: Elections, Detections, and any other directions
Sacramento Bee (Why not ask the Bees?) ^ | 10-03-06 | Sully777

Posted on 11/03/2006 12:27:26 AM PST by sully777

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To: Allegra

One of my second jobs in a leaner time was delivering pizzas for Little Caesar. I delivered two pizzas with anchovies in the four months I worked there. I never removed the smell from my car.


21 posted on 11/03/2006 1:00:48 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: Theresawithanh

November 6 is Saxophone Day and Marooned Without A Compass Day


What if you have a compass on your saxaphone? Dose this also include a GPS? Helpful in half time shows.


22 posted on 11/03/2006 1:01:09 AM PST by ThomasThomas (Red is good)
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23 posted on 11/03/2006 1:01:56 AM PST by Dallas59 (Muslims Are Only Guests In Western Countries)
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To: Theresawithanh
You actually like anchovies?

LOVE 'em! My favorite pizza: Extra cheese, fresh tomatoes, Italian sausage, black olives, anchovies.

If I share a pizza with someone, I'm never allowed to have those 'chovies. Seems that very few people like them. LOL

24 posted on 11/03/2006 1:02:35 AM PST by Allegra (Help! I'm "Stuck in Iraq!" I KNEW I Should Have Studied Harder....)
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25 posted on 11/03/2006 1:03:15 AM PST by Dallas59 (Muslims Are Only Guests In Western Countries)
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To: sully777
One of my second jobs in a leaner time was delivering pizzas for Little Caesar. I delivered two pizzas with anchovies in the four months I worked there. I never removed the smell from my car.

That wasn't in Houston, was it? One of those two pizzas might have been mine. ;-)

26 posted on 11/03/2006 1:04:47 AM PST by Allegra (Help! I'm "Stuck in Iraq!" I KNEW I Should Have Studied Harder....)
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27 posted on 11/03/2006 1:05:32 AM PST by Dallas59 (Muslims Are Only Guests In Western Countries)
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To: ThomasThomas

If you have a compass on your saxophone, you may want to seek professional help! ;-p


28 posted on 11/03/2006 1:09:09 AM PST by Theresawithanh (Every time I hear the word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate.)
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To: Allegra


Fanny does the basket-head dance.
29 posted on 11/03/2006 1:11:17 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: Dallas59
Funny stuff Dallas



30 posted on 11/03/2006 1:16:50 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: Allegra

Dallas...same state.


31 posted on 11/03/2006 1:17:38 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: Theresawithanh

Here's a hot-button issue:

In September, the headmistress of the Dvergsnes primary school in Kristiansand, Norway, proposed that boys be taught to urinate while seated, in order to reduce splashing and mis-targeting, which burden the cleaning staff, but many parents and politicians reacted bitterly. Said Vidar Kleppe of the Justice and Order party, "It's a human right (for a boy) not to have to sit down like a girl," adding that the school was "fiddling with God's work." Parent Nancy Bakke was proud of her 7-year-old boy's ability to aim: "This rule goes against everything I've tried to teach my son." [Daily Telegraph (London), 10-15-06]


32 posted on 11/03/2006 1:17:51 AM PST by Theresawithanh (Every time I hear the word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate.)
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To: Dallas59
Reasons why gasoline has not dropped below $1.50

33 posted on 11/03/2006 1:20:27 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: Theresawithanh

My mom has a sign above the toilet:

Stand Closer: It's Smaller Than You Think.


34 posted on 11/03/2006 1:22:27 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: Dallas59

What is this picture about: An SS file on Mo???


35 posted on 11/03/2006 1:24:15 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: Dallas59; Allegra


I'm suddenly thirsty...
36 posted on 11/03/2006 1:27:33 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: sully777

LOL! My Dad put one up on the deck of our pool that said "We don't swim in your toilet, don't "P" in our pool!"


37 posted on 11/03/2006 1:32:38 AM PST by Theresawithanh (Every time I hear the word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate.)
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To: Dallas59


Elect Curly...woop woop woop
Paid for the Elect Curly Action Committee and Friends of the Stooges

38 posted on 11/03/2006 1:35:09 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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39 posted on 11/03/2006 1:37:35 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: Allegra; Watery Tart


King: GUARDS!!! Make sure the prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get 'im.

Guard 1: Not to leave the room, even if you come and get 'im.

King: No no...UNTIL I come and get 'im...
40 posted on 11/03/2006 1:46:55 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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