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The Official Friday Silliness Thread: Elections, Detections, and any other directions
Sacramento Bee (Why not ask the Bees?) ^
| 10-03-06
| Sully777
Posted on 11/03/2006 12:27:26 AM PST by sully777
"Mickey Mouse, Al Kaholic and Mike Bibby will not be elected as write-in candidates, so Mr. Funnyman, you might as well forget about casting votes for them this November.
What may be funny to you, election officials say, isn't funny to them -- because the off-the-cuff write-in votes take a lot of extra time to count, delaying unofficial election night results for hours and final results for days after the election..." [Snip]
(Attribution: Ed Fletcher - Bee Staff Writer. October 21, 2006 Page B1
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TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Conspiracy; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: funnies; ofst; sillyvote; whoopwhoop
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To: Theresawithanh
Nov 10 is the forget me not but you forgot it's the Marines birthday.
Semper Fi
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posted on
11/03/2006 4:22:24 PM PST
by
Nightshift
(Faith is something everyone has. The question is faith in what?)
To: tutstar
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posted on
11/03/2006 4:28:27 PM PST
by
Nightshift
(Faith is something everyone has. The question is faith in what?)
To: lilylangtree
Kerry's in the blue shirt.
183
posted on
11/03/2006 7:46:30 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid)
To: cripplecreek
Great story and great short film
184
posted on
11/03/2006 9:29:37 PM PST
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: finnman69
"And most recently, that a "Roman Toga Party" was held from which we have received more than two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion SO profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here."
~~
Neidermeyer Animal House
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posted on
11/03/2006 9:42:40 PM PST
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sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: HOTTIEBOY; JRios1968
Having a Kubrick moment
186
posted on
11/03/2006 9:48:17 PM PST
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: Rightly Biased
There is an inference in the story that other objects besides mangled hot dogs were taken by the police.
187
posted on
11/03/2006 9:49:47 PM PST
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: HOTTIEBOY
heh, i use the same toppings with BBQ sauce instead of ranch.. makes a really good BBQ chicken pizza.
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11/04/2006 5:13:15 PM PST
by
absolootezer0
("My God, why have you forsaken us.. no wait, its the liberals that have forsaken you... my bad")
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