Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Kerry's other target: Jessica Simpson
Boston.com ^ | Nov 2, 2006 | Carol Beggy & Mark Shanahan, Globe Staff

Posted on 11/02/2006 4:43:12 PM PST by wouldntbprudent

If you think veterans groups are disgruntled with John Kerry, imagine how poor Jessica Simpson feels. Before the senator was trashing the troops, he was on the stump belittling everyone's favorite blonde bombshell. "Attacking Patrick Murphy for his [military] service is a little bit like Jessica Simpson attacking Albert Einstein's IQ," Kerry told an audience in Philly in defense of a Democratic House candidate there. We're not sure if Simpson was a Kerry supporter before, but she isn't now. Seems the senator's widely quoted comment didn't sit so well with the singer. "Obviously, it's stupid, and we don't agree with it," an assistant to Cindy Berger, Simpson's publicist, told us yesterday. While it's true Nick Lachey's ex has made some simple-minded statements -- who can forget her Chicken of the Sea crack? -- she didn't mock the military the week before an election.

(Excerpt) Read more at boston.com ...


TOPICS:
KEYWORDS: jessicasimpson; lurch
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-29 next last

1 posted on 11/02/2006 4:43:13 PM PST by wouldntbprudent
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: wouldntbprudent

Somehow this reminded me of when Long John went on MTV or VH1 and tried to throw off some gangsta slang or something and it was totally ridiculous.

Don't you love the image of John and Teresa at home watching "Newlyweds"?


2 posted on 11/02/2006 4:44:30 PM PST by wouldntbprudent (If you can: Contribute more (babies) to the next generation of God-fearing American Patriots!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: wouldntbprudent

now he's gone too far! lol


3 posted on 11/02/2006 4:45:29 PM PST by sappy
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: wouldntbprudent

She earns more in one day than Kerry has earned in the private sector his entire life. What a friggen' loser he is.


4 posted on 11/02/2006 4:46:40 PM PST by Ron in Acreage (VOTE DEMOCRAT--TERRORISTS ARE COUNTING ON IT)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: wouldntbprudent

Gosh, is that clip on YouTube? :-)


5 posted on 11/02/2006 4:46:53 PM PST by HitmanLV ("If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking until you do succeed." - Jerry 'Curly' Howard)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: wouldntbprudent

If she was alot older, alot uglier, and a bit richer, he'd be following her around like a hungry French poodle.


6 posted on 11/02/2006 4:48:35 PM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Ron in Acreage
She earns more in one day than Kerry has earned in the private sector his entire life. What a friggen' loser he is.

Which reminds me, FWIW, that Jessica Simpson not only did not go to college, she didn't finish high school until she got her GED a few years ago. She's dumb all the way to the bank.

7 posted on 11/02/2006 4:48:58 PM PST by wouldntbprudent (If you can: Contribute more (babies) to the next generation of God-fearing American Patriots!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: wouldntbprudent
"Obviously, it's stupid"

Seldom has there been a better three-word summation of Kerry.

8 posted on 11/02/2006 4:49:33 PM PST by JennysCool
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: wouldntbprudent
Johnny do love insulting people's intelligence, yet Bush whupped his educated ass and Jessica makes more in a week than he's ever earned in his life.

Of course, he may be revealing his misogyny directed at women who have more money than he does...

9 posted on 11/02/2006 4:50:58 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (Republican, atheist, pro-life)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: wouldntbprudent

ahem.....rules?


10 posted on 11/02/2006 4:56:54 PM PST by Eagle of Liberty (Hey hypoCRATS, POLLS ARE NOT ELECTION RESULTS. GET A CLUE!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Kerretarded
ahem.....rules?


11 posted on 11/02/2006 5:00:38 PM PST by MotleyGirl70
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies]

To: JennysCool
Seldom has there been a better three-word summation of Kerry.

Somebody coined JFK ==> "Just For Kerry".

From his home state, I believe.

12 posted on 11/02/2006 5:01:37 PM PST by Calvin Locke
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies]

To: dead
A bit richer? Kerry marries based on the size of the bank account.

His first wife had $300M.

Rumor said he dropped a Gilbey's Gin heiress because she was *only* worth $60M. The poor girl. Having $60M was
a blessing. It dissuaded the low life gigolos.

13 posted on 11/02/2006 5:01:39 PM PST by Calvin Locke
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

To: wouldntbprudent

I guess Mama T has more money than Jessica, otherwise Kerry would change his tune.


14 posted on 11/02/2006 5:02:36 PM PST by NonValueAdded (Prayers for our patriot brother, 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub. Brian, we're all pulling for you!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: wouldntbprudent

15 posted on 11/02/2006 5:03:04 PM PST by MikefromOhio (Herbal Remedies!! Man Purses!!! Stage Names!!! Donations to Liberal Moonbats!!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: wouldntbprudent

When Jessica was with Nick, they did USO tour(s) and were considered Republicans (not sure if both are or not).


16 posted on 11/02/2006 5:08:45 PM PST by PghBaldy (This hominid named Kerry annoys me.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: wouldntbprudent

17 posted on 11/02/2006 5:09:15 PM PST by HoosierHawk
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PghBaldy

Jessica Simpson sang for the Bush inaugural celebration and is Republican from everything I have seen.


18 posted on 11/02/2006 5:11:55 PM PST by PhiKapMom ( Go Sooners! George Allen for President in 2008!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 16 | View Replies]

To: Calvin Locke

Ha! That's great!


19 posted on 11/02/2006 5:13:15 PM PST by JennysCool
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 12 | View Replies]

To: PghBaldy

"Still, he said of the president, “We are huge fans of him and of his family, his girls. Jessica loves the heck out of him.” http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11849399/

He chose Jessica on purpose.


20 posted on 11/02/2006 5:18:43 PM PST by PghBaldy (This hominid named Kerry annoys me.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 16 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-29 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson