Posted on 11/02/2006 4:43:12 PM PST by wouldntbprudent
If you think veterans groups are disgruntled with John Kerry, imagine how poor Jessica Simpson feels. Before the senator was trashing the troops, he was on the stump belittling everyone's favorite blonde bombshell. "Attacking Patrick Murphy for his [military] service is a little bit like Jessica Simpson attacking Albert Einstein's IQ," Kerry told an audience in Philly in defense of a Democratic House candidate there. We're not sure if Simpson was a Kerry supporter before, but she isn't now. Seems the senator's widely quoted comment didn't sit so well with the singer. "Obviously, it's stupid, and we don't agree with it," an assistant to Cindy Berger, Simpson's publicist, told us yesterday. While it's true Nick Lachey's ex has made some simple-minded statements -- who can forget her Chicken of the Sea crack? -- she didn't mock the military the week before an election.
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Somehow this reminded me of when Long John went on MTV or VH1 and tried to throw off some gangsta slang or something and it was totally ridiculous.
Don't you love the image of John and Teresa at home watching "Newlyweds"?
now he's gone too far! lol
She earns more in one day than Kerry has earned in the private sector his entire life. What a friggen' loser he is.
Gosh, is that clip on YouTube? :-)
If she was alot older, alot uglier, and a bit richer, he'd be following her around like a hungry French poodle.
Which reminds me, FWIW, that Jessica Simpson not only did not go to college, she didn't finish high school until she got her GED a few years ago. She's dumb all the way to the bank.
Seldom has there been a better three-word summation of Kerry.
Of course, he may be revealing his misogyny directed at women who have more money than he does...
ahem.....rules?
Somebody coined JFK ==> "Just For Kerry".
From his home state, I believe.
His first wife had $300M.
Rumor said he dropped a Gilbey's Gin heiress because she was *only* worth $60M. The poor girl. Having $60M was
a blessing. It dissuaded the low life gigolos.
I guess Mama T has more money than Jessica, otherwise Kerry would change his tune.
When Jessica was with Nick, they did USO tour(s) and were considered Republicans (not sure if both are or not).
Jessica Simpson sang for the Bush inaugural celebration and is Republican from everything I have seen.
Ha! That's great!
"Still, he said of the president, “We are huge fans of him and of his family, his girls. Jessica loves the heck out of him.” http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11849399/
He chose Jessica on purpose.
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